A beautiful blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here
and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how
to get started.
Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"
The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a Rooster."
Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle.
She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over
the table. He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box,
then turns to her and says,
"First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to
assemble these pieces into anything resembling a Rooster." He takes her
hand and says, "Secondly, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of
tea, and
then.....", he said with a deep sigh, ...
"Let's put all these Corn Flakes back in the box!"
2007-06-08 10:26:15 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Pure Genius!!!You should be in comedy.
2007-06-08 10:40:08 · answer #1 · answered by kevin f 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha rofl seriously....ill use yours and you can use mine:
Q. How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday?
A. Tell her a joke on Wednesday.
Q. How do you confuse a blonde?
A. You can't, they have always been like that.
Q. A blonde is going to London on a plane. How can you steal her window seat?
A. Tell her the seats that are going to London are all in the middle row.
Q. What do twenty blondes standing ear to ear make?
A. A wind tunnel.
Q. How do you confuse a blonde?
A. Put them in a round room and tell them to sit in the corner.
Q. How does a blonde try to kill a fish?
A. She drowns it.
Q. How do you amuse a blonde for hours?
A. Write 'Please turn over' on both sides of a piece of paper.
Q. What did the blonde’s left leg say to her right leg?
A. Between the two of us, we can make a lot of money.
Q. How does a blonde part their hair?
A. By doing the splits.
Q. What did the blondes right leg say to the left leg?
A. Nothing, they haven't met!
Q. Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink?
A. Because that's where your supposed to wash vegetables.
Q. What's a blondes favorite nursery rhyme?
A. Humpme Dumpme.
Q. Why did the blonde like the car with a sunroof?
A. More leg-room!
Q. Why don't blondes use vibrators?
A. They chip their teeth.
Q. How does a blonde like her eggs in the morning?
A. Fertilized.
Q. Why do blondes like tilt steering?
A. More headroom.
Q. Why is a blonde like a doorknob?
A. Because everyone gets a turn.
Q. What's the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball?
A. You can only fit 3 fingers in a bowling ball.
Q. What does a screen door and a blonde have in common?
A. The more you bang it, the looser it gets!
Q. What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer?
A. Frosted Flakes.
Q. What do you call a dumb blonde behind a steering wheel?
A. An airbag.
Q. How can you tell a blonde has had a bad day?
A. She has a tampon tucked under her ear and she can't find her pencil.
Q. What does the Bermuda Triangle and a blonde have in common?
A. They both swallowed a lot of semen.
Q. What's the difference between a blonde and an ironing board?
A. Its difficult to open the legs on an ironing board.
Q. How did the blonde burn her nose?
A. Bobbing for chips.
Q. What do you call a zit on a blondes ***?
A. Brain tumor.
2007-06-08 17:36:31 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Blond jokes are the kind of jokes that are funny just because they are so ridiculous!! Very good, liked it!!
2007-06-08 17:39:10 · answer #3 · answered by Outsider 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-06-08 20:31:12 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO!! They get dumber by the minute!!
The blonds in the jokes, that is.
2007-06-08 17:31:30 · answer #5 · answered by Doll 101 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ive heard this like 50 bazillion times and i hate blond jokes so thats what i think
2007-06-08 17:29:09 · answer #6 · answered by jomama1234 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
hahaha lol
i love blonde jokes ( and my ex was a blonde !)
2007-06-08 18:00:04 · answer #7 · answered by jake w 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol good one, i aint heard that one before.
2007-06-08 17:34:44 · answer #8 · answered by sweet_angel92 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh, you've met my friend then?
We've put her on Rice Krispies now as she couldn't handle the trauma.
Unfortunately now she keeps hearing voices..........................
lol
2007-06-08 17:33:40 · answer #9 · answered by bikerbird 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
im still laughing...lol dang 10/10
2007-06-08 17:31:58 · answer #10 · answered by lovepixiek 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋