2007-06-08 10:19:43 · 10 answers · asked by Edward V 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
As neither is real...you've got me!
2007-06-08 10:22:33 · answer #1 · answered by CHEESUS GROYST 5 · 4⤊ 0⤋
dolly parton would bite the head off of satan regardless of her jugs. then blue birds would fly out of his gaping neck cavity, rainbows would pour out of his a$$, and dolly would play his pitchfork like a banjo to the tune of nine to five.
2007-06-08 17:25:03 · answer #2 · answered by thirty-one characters 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well...Satan would have his hands ful in that match, that's for sure. I'd put my money against him though...I mean Dolly Parton has some serious stuff on her side in that match up!
2007-06-08 17:32:03 · answer #3 · answered by gillie_girl 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
dolly parton is a victim of the CIA's project Monarch/MK Ultra mind control program...she is a satanic slave and all country music is as satanic as black sabbath, it's just hidden under the guise of 'wholesome' music and lyrics....her jugs are part of satan, they're the milky breasts of gonesh!
2007-06-08 17:24:23 · answer #4 · answered by thirdeyeeagle 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Don't you be crackin' on Dolly's sweet sweet breast meat.
You KNOW the jugs would win. Twin forces of justice and the hillbilly way.
No contest.
2007-06-08 17:22:38 · answer #5 · answered by SlowClap 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Spongebob
2007-06-08 17:22:07 · answer #6 · answered by oisian88 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The jugs. Most men are too distracted to do anything if there's a pair of 'em in their face. LOL
2007-06-08 17:22:49 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
Satan would to busy sucking on them to actually fight her...lol from what I've heard Satan is somewhat of supernatural pimp.
2007-06-08 17:26:23 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jugs?!?!?!
I bet you're a real hit with the ladies. *rolls eyes*
2007-06-08 17:22:46 · answer #9 · answered by Epona Willow 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
He would not fight them, he'd appreciate them.
2007-06-08 17:23:11 · answer #10 · answered by auntb93 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋