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Menstrual cramps.

Hemorrhoids

Rim hair

Backache

A body incapable of synthesizing vitamin c

A poor eyesight

A weak nose

poor hearing abilities

slow legs

übersensitive skin

the appendix

male nipples

big-headed newborns

an extremely long childhood (we are totally defenseless for a sixth of our lives)

Genetic disorders

Gung-Ho humans

2007-06-08 10:02:53 · 17 answers · asked by Doomsday 2 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

((((YES NURSE YOU DID; HAHAHAA, but I guess it just worsened my male cramps, hehehehe)))) (((CHEERS!!)))

2007-06-08 10:17:52 · update #1

17 answers

MALE NIPPLES!!!!

...Sorry, i've had one too many "if we came from monkey's why are there still monkeys"

*thump*

2007-06-08 10:06:09 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

You do realize that the majority of the things you listed are a result of human imperfection that we inherited from Adam and Eve, right?

Let's categorize: Anything that falls under the category of "Sickness and Death" is automatically recognized as a result of Adam and Eve's poor decision. That would anatomical failures, weaknesses, etc.

Difficulties associated with childbirth are explained by God's words to Eve after they'd sinned:
16 To the woman he said,
"I will greatly increase your pains in childbearing;
with pain you will give birth to children.


Nipples and appendixes, not sure.


Long childhood? Well, considering that humans were created to live forever as perfect beings on a Paradise earth, 13 - 22 years of childhood doesn't really seem like such a big deal.
That's all I got, hope I was helpful.

2007-06-08 17:21:27 · answer #2 · answered by DwayneWayne 4 · 0 0

Most things miserable were brought into being at the Fall as a result of sin. Death, and the process of dying, not only are a result of Original Sin, but personal sin. Male nipples was a humorous addition, I think. Personally, I have a feeling I'll live more than 40 years (I'm 40 now), and the average lifespan in America, of those who live past age 7, is 85, so that kind of knocks out the thought of being defenseless for 1/6 of one's lifetime.

2007-06-08 17:09:43 · answer #3 · answered by Steve 5 · 0 0

Menstrual cramps - women aren't supposed to have menstrual cramps - it's a side of being toxic from estrogens in the meats, milks, and hormone therapies.

Hemorrhoids - If you drink adequate amounts of water, you don't get 'em.

Rim hair - What is this? I have no idea (I'm probably glad about that) - but hair is put on our bodies to protect them and hair is usually around orfaces to keep bugs, etc. OUT!

Backache - caused from toxicity or injuries? God didnt create backache - poor posture and injuries did.

A body incapable of synthesizing vitamin c - again, probably toxins that mankind put into our food.

A poor eyesight - ya got me on this one!

A weak nose - huh? Like it falls over? Just kidding. Did you know that lots of allergy medications do this?

poor hearing abilities - music too loud, (in my case, a marching french horn in my ear for a whole marching season), getting old, genetic defect.

slow legs - huh? Just walk faster.

übersensitive skin - what's that?

the appendix - used to be used - when humans ground their own grains and more digestion was needed

male nipples - sexual reaons - aren't they wonderful???

big-headed newborns - science says its because it makes mammals want to care for them more. Go to www.livescience.com and look it up. Pretty interesting.

an extremely long childhood (we are totally defenseless for a sixth of our lives) - fellowship, love - we need to love and be loved

Genetic disorders - probably started with incest

Gung-Ho humans - haha - good thing we have them - they keep us movin'!


Thanks - had fun - hope you smiled!!!!

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2007-06-08 17:13:07 · answer #4 · answered by naturegirlkole 5 · 0 0

Satan is the father of sickness. Sin is the corruption that is killing our bodies. Mankind was made perfect in the beginning. Our sin brought about diseases and other physical problems. Remember, after they were booted out of the Garden, God cursed the woman with painful childbirth. AFTER the fall.

God, in His perfection, gave you free will. Would it be perfect if you were a puppet?

2007-06-08 17:07:20 · answer #5 · answered by BaseballGrrl 6 · 2 0

I'd say that what you are illustrating is that the big daddy as God notion gives a very inaccurate notion of creation.

2007-06-08 17:08:25 · answer #6 · answered by Mr. Bodhisattva 6 · 0 0

because he didn't directly...those are all earthy creations god is the essence of everything we know today..he's the energy the fuels all existence in the world and gave the material world free will to do what it may

2007-06-08 17:09:31 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Ever eat too much chocolate?

Pleasure is all contrast. Without the lack of it, or pain, there is no appreciation. Without the dark there is no light; you're blind- pitch white.

2007-06-08 17:07:51 · answer #8 · answered by Nexus 2 · 0 0

Results from sin

2007-06-08 18:10:29 · answer #9 · answered by jasmin2236 7 · 0 0

He didnt we wear out and that causes pains
too long

2007-06-08 17:06:41 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

i see your hatred shining through..this flesh creation is only a tempoary vessel...it's made of dirt and subject to problems...wasn't meant to be perfect...but thank for your bigotry and hatred!

2007-06-08 17:07:02 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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