What are people opinions on the creationist museum that says there were dinosaurs on the Ark?

Question

Does anyone else find this kind of funny? I mean how big was this boat? How many dinosaurs? Don't you think the dinosaurs would of chowed everyone down?

HAHA I am so enjoying you guys right now!!!

So far Everyone except TG gets a thumbs up! Phriendofchrist at least gave me some reading material on why Christians think that way.

Sorry Johnny didn't mean to thumbs down ya. Jenna I did

Answer 1

It's a load of crap and a huge waste of money and talent.

Answer 2

No. Dinosaurs were all completely peaceful creatures. Those "teeth" that were supposedly found in T-Rex and other "carnivores" were filed to a sharp point by evil atheist scientists in order to discredit religion. Also, god shrank every animal to the size of a mouse, so the ark really wasn't that big. There were twenty-eight dinosaurs in total on the ark, since there were only four types of dinosaurs (remember, there were five clean and two unclean of each animal). All other "discoveries" are lies, the propoganda of the evil atheist scientific machine. There was only the T-Rex, the Triceratops, the Brontosaurus (it's not a family people, there was only one), and the Apatosaurus.

If you need verifiable proof, simply ask the clerk in the museum for the "Noah's Ark Dinosaur Limited Edition Collection". You will receive a new set of figurines every month for the next fifty-six thousand, two hundred forty-three months. Once you receive all of the figurines, you will be convinced. I guarantee it, or god himself will come to your house and apologize for the inconvenience. Just make your monthly check (in the amount of 14.99 plus 2.95 shiping and handling) out to "the Church of the Most Ridiculous Lie Ever Told". Satisfaction gauranteed!

Answer 3

From the measurement given in cubits, the size of the ark is not even as big as the great carriers of the US Navy. It means it could not possibly load a dinosaur much more of two kinds.
Noah's time may have come when Dinosaurs were no longer existing. Dinosaur are herbivourous, and if they were inside the Ark, they could only have chewed on the people clothes due to extreme hunger. Having no clothes inside the ark may have invited incest among the family...just kidding...

Answer 4

Our vacation began, mapping out a plan.
But the map never showed danger down the road!
We felt our car was shakin' as the Earth was quakin'!
Now there's nowhere to hide - it's the ride of our lives!
Now we've crossed the line - fallen through time, living in the Land Of The Lost!
What a world we've found, deep underground - living in the Land Of The Lost!

This world is strange and new - See the triple moons!
But don't you turn your back - you'll become a snack!
'Cuz some tyrannosaurus could be hungry for us!
We'll need to make some friends - the wonder never ends!
Now we've crossed the line - fallen through time, living in the Land Of The Lost!
We've opened the door and found dinosaurs - living in the Land Of The Lost!
Living in the Land Of The Lost - Land Of The Lost!

Answer 5

Why do you doubt this? Noah wasn’t commanded to bring a fully grown T-Rex on the ark. The God created dinos and man in the first week of the world. Before then, there was nothing. Dinos where around until just recently actually. Why do you think so many cultures tell stories of “dragons”?

I think it is kinda funny what some others believe. The world was made by some big bang and everything just ended up but together in the right way to support life? Ha! And yes, over millions of years, we evolved from dirt. That’s really silly!

By the way. If there was no death until man's sin, how did all the dinos die?

Answer 6

When I was a kid I had a book about the ark and the flood and it showed the dinosaurs just chilling out in the water. They were so tall that their heads stuck out above it and they didn't need to get on the boat. I still laugh when I think about that book. Gotta love Christian propaganda.

Answer 7

It's a travesty. A flood that covers the highest mountains? Where did all this water come from, and where is it today? Let's say we're talking a layer of water 2km deep, which wouldn't even come close to covering all the mountains. Where did it go? Plus, do you know how much that water weighs? FYI, it's about 10^21kg. The force of all that water coming down in a span of 40 days would release energy equivilant to 100B megatons, turning it into steam and sterilizing the entire planet.

Answer 8

Story of the ark was a myth. An old story. An interesting story, but a story nontheless. Dinosaurs became extinct 65 million years ago. Human and human like creatures go back a couple of million years - thats it. No human or human ancestor ever saw or came in contact with a dinosaur, period. Creation museum is a huge joke and the christian community that erected it will rue the day they built it. Wait n see.

Answer 9

It's nonsense! Of course dinosaurs weren't on the Ark! That's why they're extinct! DUH!



Seriously, that "museum" is an embarrasment to Christianity. I say, let's call up Al "I-need-to-be-in-the-camera" Sharpton so he can actually protest something worth protesting. (Oh wait, I'm the founder of the campaign to silence him...never mind).

Answer 10

Dinosaurs were destroyed by an asteroid or comet before God created man. Most Christians do not have the direct translation from the Hebrew or Greek in their Bibles. If they did, they would see the word replenish in Genesis.

Answer 11

Does the Bible say that all the animals on the ark were adults??

The Bible does say God created EVERYTHING. That would include the dinosaurs. The Bible says that God created everything in 6 days. The Bible supports those six days as being 24 hour days. The Bible says that Noah was to provide food for himself and the animals.

I think the answers are apparent.