are sitting next to each other on a plane.
After a short time the Priest asks the Rabbi, " Is it still a requirement of your faith that you eat no pork " ?
" Yes , says the Rabbi.
" Have you ever succumbed to the temptation " asks the Priest ?
" Once I had a ham sandwich" replies the Rabbi.
" Is it still a requirement that you remain celibate" the Rabbi asks the Priest ?
" Yes it is " replies the Priest.
" Have you ever given into temptation " asks the Rabbi ?
" Yes , once I had sex with one of my parishioners daughters" !
" Beats a ham sandwich doesn't it " says the Rabbi ?
2007-06-08 09:34:45 · 12 answers · asked by Joe Ninety 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
good that one, I have just postyed on to my jewish colleague but he will not get it until after the Sabbath!!
2007-06-08 09:38:49 · answer #1 · answered by The_Informer 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Chuckle
2007-06-08 16:38:04 · answer #2 · answered by sarah 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-06-08 20:35:48 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh the sacreligiousness of that joke makes me chuckle!
2007-06-08 16:47:19 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Bad things they have done...
2007-06-08 16:53:23 · answer #5 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
almost lol but not quite there I'm afraid!!!
2007-06-08 16:38:11 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol good one
2007-06-08 17:10:57 · answer #7 · answered by bubbles 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahaha o relegion
2007-06-08 16:37:14 · answer #8 · answered by ??? 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
funny LOL
2007-06-08 17:14:06 · answer #9 · answered by Checkmait 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
this doesnt really need an answer...random!
2007-06-08 16:44:30 · answer #10 · answered by MEGative 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋