Charlie a 19 year old adult was sitting in his seat with a 30 yearold man next to him when the stewardess ask if they would like a drink(alcohol). The 30 year old man replied" A gin and tonic please." the stewardess then ask Charlie "What would you like sir?" Charlie replied "I would rather be raped by 5 savage women then have alcohol in my mouth." On that very spot the 30 year old man canceled his order" I never knew we had that choice"
2007-06-08 09:23:44 · 5 answers · asked by Mickey 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I've heard that joke.. and posted it before. Except it was a bit different.
A pompous Southern minister was seated next to an Wiccan on a recent flight. After the plane took off, the flight attendant began to take drink orders. The Wiccan asked for wine, which was then placed before him. The flight attendant then asked the minister if he would also like a drink. The minister replies in disgust, "Ma'am, I'd rather be savagely raped by a brazen whore than let liquor touch these lips!"
The Wiccan politely handed his wine back to the attendant and said, "I'm sorry, I didn't know there was a choice.
2007-06-08 09:30:58 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-06-08 20:59:26 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
JAHJAHJAH, LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!
that is funny
thanks for the laugh
here have a star, enjoy
keep em comin
2007-06-08 16:29:37 · answer #3 · answered by ♫Cuban Gurl♫ 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very strange, yet cute-star!
2007-06-08 17:51:13 · answer #4 · answered by pitsargenaf 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wat? that makes no scene! did u leave out some detail maybe? cuz that sucked!!!
â¥,
Bre
2007-06-08 16:29:41 · answer #5 · answered by Bre♥ 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋