2007-06-08 08:25:04 · 8 answers · asked by uranusfartsalot 1 in Health ➔ Other - Health
you little human cannon ball! damn, you got me falling down drunk, laughing so hard i'm gonna break a few ribs, or puke up a pint of gin. ha ha. damn... holy shi't, i tell ya!
2007-06-09 01:05:29 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Drop a few toilet paper sheets into the water before you take the dump. Let me know how that worked.
2007-06-08 08:30:47 · answer #2 · answered by Romil 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
no ought to spend paper, frequently because of the fact it could even merely not artwork... that's actual somewhat common tho. that's a physics/matematical question actual. on the authentic 2d the projectile is popping out, shake your decrease physique section, in touch with the lavatory seat, forward and backward gently. which will upload angular momentum to the projectile, for this reason that's splash is often angular and omit its objective. and finally, this time, somewhat of mom nature smiling, you will :)
2016-11-27 03:12:08 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lean forward about forty five degrees when you sit down and let it all land on the back of the toilet.
2007-06-08 20:41:07 · answer #4 · answered by sirdouglas527 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
well i don't believe you can stop this annoying consequence of taking a power dump. Have yourself a bedet installed so that you can clean yourself really good after wards
2007-06-08 08:30:20 · answer #5 · answered by Cassie 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, lay off the charro beans!
2007-06-08 09:14:28 · answer #6 · answered by joe_on_drums 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You can't. The splash is there to remind you not to be such a pig!
2007-06-08 12:12:43 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
don't use a toilet with water in the bowl!!! Duh!!
2007-06-08 08:30:56 · answer #8 · answered by florida-native 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋