krap, and you know its going to be a bad one and you have been rushing to the bathroom but random things seem to keep getting in way... then finally when you find the bathroom and run in... it is filled with people? A. say excuse me and release the wrath of stink and weird noises B. run out and find another solution C. squeeze your a$$ together and hope every one leaves before you pop or D. open to any other answer or stupid idea!
By the way, in case you haven't noticed I'm pretty bored.
2007-06-08 08:10:22 · 9 answers · asked by ? 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Etiquette
to be honest I'm at the Library and faced with the same situatin. What I'm doing is holding it in and letting off silent but deadly farts. Hoping no one walks by right after one explodes. By the way, how do girls take a poop. I always wondered if they do the same stuff as guys..ike wiping the same,ETC.
2007-06-08 08:16:30 · answer #1 · answered by elvis 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Speaking as a person that has IBS, I ALWAYS make sure I know where the alternative bathroom is. It's a must. If there is not an alternate bathrrom, I'd go with "E": fill your pants and walk around funny.
2007-06-08 17:01:19 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ok..If your my husband he gets in the car and drives home or to a gas station that he knows is one stall with a lock!!! Me if its so bad I can't hold it..I let it out in the fullest bathroom so if it stinks everyone will think it was the next person!!!!...Oh Im so evil!!!!! ...lmao! Or,,I'll squeeze em cheecks till there blue!!!
Yeah your bored but I answered so I am too!!! LOL
2007-06-08 15:20:31 · answer #3 · answered by rhoda 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Find a secluded area with woods and use tissues
tell people you'
re going to go in your pants if they don;t let you quickly go
go into a bar and ask for the rest room. If they say you have to get something,m say you will afterwards.
2007-06-08 15:15:47 · answer #4 · answered by Legandivori 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
F*ck them. Drop a deuce right there in the bathroom, and let them deal with it.
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2007-06-08 15:21:18 · answer #5 · answered by Dr.Cool 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
At that point the trash can, I mean a ss can looks pretty damn good.
2007-06-08 15:18:30 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A. Say excuse me! When someone has to go they better go!
2007-06-08 15:19:56 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Look for another bathroom
2007-06-08 15:14:21 · answer #8 · answered by Emo 2 · 1⤊ 2⤋
EVERYONE does it! Just do what you have to do.
2007-06-08 15:20:23 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋