A man who's wife was pregnant couldn't bear to be in the delivery room at the time of the birth.
So he thought he'd ring up later to see if it had come yet.
He rang up and the nurse said "it's a girl but theres another one on the way"
he rang again later and the nurse said "it's another girl but there's another coming"
he rang once more and the nurse said " it's a boy but there's another coming"
He couldn't stand it any more so he went to the pub and got drunk.
An hour later he was really nervous. He was dialling the hospital, hands shaking, and accidently dialled the sports line. he asked " how many did we get mate" the person said "198 all out.... and the last one was a duck"
2007-06-08 00:58:51 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That was a cute one.
2007-06-08 01:01:41 · answer #1 · answered by Hardrock 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Not. You should have mentioned the nurse was watching cricket at the time
2007-06-08 08:08:07 · answer #2 · answered by Taylor29 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Heard it before long time back
2007-06-08 08:03:02 · answer #3 · answered by azu 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!!!! That is rather amusing. It's put a smile on my face and I can now face another day at work?
2007-06-08 08:04:05 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Could be funny on a bad hair day~~
2007-06-08 08:02:45 · answer #5 · answered by burning brightly 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pretty awful I'm afraid.
2007-06-08 08:02:28 · answer #6 · answered by just my opinion 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
poor chap with world record
2007-06-08 09:22:40 · answer #7 · answered by stone 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
.....could'nt duck that one! (198 all out -- 20 overs?)
2007-06-08 08:06:30 · answer #8 · answered by swanjarvi 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol! That is a good one, but maybe you could try and make it a little shorter.
2007-06-08 08:03:22 · answer #9 · answered by ♥Amanda♥ 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
nice
2007-06-08 10:13:42 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋