what did she use the corn for?
2007-06-08 00:49:48 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Languages
I would really love to answer this but can't here. I have received enough violations this week.
2007-06-08 03:53:32 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
okay here's the real story...a woman was promised a nice romantic dinner at a swanky resto overlooking a lake...instead what she got was an austere plate of 2 corn cobs and 3 plain corn tortillas at a diner right next to a cornfield...as if that wasn't enough, her date was telling non-stop corny jokes all night long......a woman corned indeed!!! naturally, she was furious as hell!!!
2007-06-08 20:27:40 · answer #2 · answered by Inday 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
She ordered potatos; the waiter will suffer with her, through the tip.
I assume you know the actual saying is, "Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned". But in case you just misheard it...
2007-06-08 08:06:47 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Shakespeare's version was: "hell hath no fury like a woman scorned", but your version, albeit corny, is quite witty, as if one said: "hell hath no fury like a man corned" it would be a pun on "cornu" and would refer to a man who was a cuckold.
http://72.14.209.104/search?q=cache:FT_ysjyjqCsJ:www.thefreedictionary.com/cornu+cornu&hl=en&ct=clnk&cd=4&gl=us
2007-06-08 10:01:56 · answer #4 · answered by Doethineb 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
She had to use the corn because her bf scorned her and she could not decide whether to use butter or margarine.
2007-06-08 08:42:22 · answer #5 · answered by nycguy10002 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
and if it were : a woman cornered?
2007-06-08 07:53:15 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you have to ask....
2007-06-08 08:00:59 · answer #7 · answered by CrankyYankee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋