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A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands.

On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin."

"What?" said the puzzled groom.

"How can that be if you've been married ten times?"

"Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative: he kept telling me how great it was going to be.

Husband #2 was in software services: he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me.

Husband #3 was from field services: he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.

Husband #4 was in telemarketing: even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.

Husband #5 was an engineer: he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method.

Husband #6 was from finance and administration: he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.

Husband #7 was in marketing: although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it.

Husband #8 was a psychologist: all he ever did was talk about it.

Husband #9 was a gynecologist: all he did was look at it.

Husband #10 was a stamp collector: all he ever did was... God! I miss him! But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!"

"Good," said the new husband, "but, why?"

"You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm gonna get screwed!"

2007-06-08 00:40:17 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

5 answers

now that was funny

2007-06-08 00:45:50 · answer #1 · answered by bazookakid381 4 · 0 0

Funny!

2007-06-08 07:53:39 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

starred

2007-06-08 10:23:23 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

good one girl

2007-06-08 08:46:15 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

.....one out of ten, is a ....., very good joke!

2007-06-08 07:45:03 · answer #5 · answered by swanjarvi 7 · 0 0

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