and she had a coach seat. When she got on the plane she sat in first class. A stewardess came and told her to go into coach she said she didn't have to. Another stewardess came and said if she didn't go in coach she would get the co-pilot. She said she wouldn't move. The co-pilot came and whispered something in her ear and she got up and went to coach. The other two asked how he did it and he said he told her this part of the plane wasn't going to Paris
Q: One day the teacher asked a non blonde to name all the capitals in the United States Of America.
A: The blonde said easy U.S.A.
2007-06-07 23:25:13 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
u must be blonde becus your stressing on the fact that the jokes are about a non blonde. good jokes though, better if they were blonde :)
2007-06-07 23:37:00 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2007-06-08 06:30:16 · answer #2 · answered by BrooklynNY 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2007-06-08 06:29:45 · answer #3 · answered by oo 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oldie but goodie [like they all are]:
A blonde walks into a bar all smiles and giggles. The bartender asks what she's so happy about. The blonde replies she's been studying all her state capitals and has them all memorized. She tells the bartender to test her.
He replies, " Alright, what is the capital of .... Wyoming?"
The blonde replies with aproud grin, "W"
2007-06-08 06:32:43 · answer #4 · answered by quntmphys238 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good! Someone intellectually challenged would be going to France.
2007-06-08 06:35:38 · answer #5 · answered by cityslicker42 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"...he told her this part of the plane wasn't going to Paris."
Haha, sweet.
2007-06-08 06:53:13 · answer #6 · answered by Fanciful 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha pretty good Conan lol
2007-06-08 06:33:14 · answer #7 · answered by ausblue 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny hahahaa
2007-06-08 06:48:23 · answer #8 · answered by rehna 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny.. but what's with NON-blonde??
2007-06-08 06:33:53 · answer #9 · answered by ravish2006 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one
2007-06-08 08:11:38 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋