Three girls are in a convert chapel with the head nun, who says to the girls "Before you can join this order you will have to wash, with holy water, the parts of your body where you have been intimate with a boy".
The first girl goes to the altar and washs her hands in the font, containing the holy water, then joins the head nun, who smiles at her kindly.
The second girl walks slowly up to the altar, looking very shy and, after washing her hands, commences to climb up onto the font and splash handfuls of holy water between her legs. The head nun looks horrified and baffled.
The third girl then shouts "Yuk, stop right now, I have to gargle in that!".
2007-06-07 22:47:16 · 25 answers · asked by gerryish 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hehe, have a star
2007-06-07 22:49:31 · answer #1 · answered by ? 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny. But how can you say that the girls did so to be a nun.
they can do one thing only i.e. take the head nun with them and started sucking and making fun of her that she is not having any part to wash or gargle........
2007-06-07 22:53:34 · answer #2 · answered by Badal 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
do the 3 girls knew that before they washed/gargled holy water , the head nun washed her a_s with it.
2007-06-07 23:01:38 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A great one, Funny
2007-06-11 22:13:10 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-06-07 22:48:58 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one! I'd give you 5 stars if I could.
2007-06-07 22:50:03 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
nuns haha
2007-06-07 22:50:10 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha! Brilliant, have a star! :D
2007-06-07 22:50:19 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good!
2007-06-07 23:02:09 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
cool
2007-06-07 22:52:45 · answer #10 · answered by dream theatre 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋