The Husband Store!
A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City, where a
woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the
entrance is a description of how the store operates. You may visit the
store ONLY ONCE !
There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the
shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch . . .. you may
choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a
floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the
building! So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband .
On the first floor the sign on the door reads:
Floor 1 - These men have jobs and love the Lord.
The second floor sign reads:
Floor 2 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, and love kids.
The third floor sign reads:
Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids,
and are extremely good looking.
"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.
She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads:
Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids,
are drop- dead good looking and help with the housework.
"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"
Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads:
Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop- dead
gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak.
She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign
reads:
Floor 6 - You are visitor 4,363,012th to this floor. There are no men on
this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible
to please.
Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Watch your step as you exit
the building, and have a nice day!
2007-06-07 22:42:43 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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2007-06-07 22:43:08 · update #1
God only knows how many floors the store for wives would have.
1st floor big boobs
2nd floor big boobs and long legs
3rd floor big boobs long legs and nymphomaniac's
you get the jist.
2007-06-07 23:03:45 · answer #1 · answered by *♥* donna *♥* 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2016-12-12 15:00:16 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol! Funny but true! 10!
2007-06-07 22:49:47 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very true indeed. Have a star.
2007-06-07 22:58:37 · answer #4 · answered by Gerbil 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Truely brilliant!!!
love it and a star from me.*
xxx
2007-06-07 23:09:43 · answer #5 · answered by Honeybee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good - so true!
Have a star!
2007-06-07 22:46:46 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now that's a good one , perfect lol
2007-06-10 04:40:17 · answer #7 · answered by Prudie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG, that was hilarious!!!!!!!!! u just sooo totally deserve a star!!! keep em coming!!
2007-06-08 18:47:10 · answer #8 · answered by ButteredCroissants 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like - I star!
2007-06-07 23:14:37 · answer #9 · answered by franja 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard that one earlier. very funny. good one.
2007-06-07 22:55:22 · answer #10 · answered by ravish2006 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋