A mother calls 911 very worried asking the dispatcher if she needs to take her kid to the emergency room, the kid was eating ants. The dispatcher tells her to give the kid some Benadryl and should be fine, the mother says, I just gave him some ant killer..... Dispatcher: Rush him in to emergency.
2007-06-07 21:39:55 · 14 answers · asked by bilbo b 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hey ''I'm blonde'', ant killer is a poison.
man u r a blonde.
2007-06-07 21:58:14 · update #1
LOL...good one!
2007-06-13 16:13:08 · answer #1 · answered by Gipper 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard it before, but still good. And yes, some people are that stupid. I've had people put on exam gowns that have three arm holes so it wraps around and they have come out, somehow pulling it over their head, but wide open to the front wearing it like a cape. I'm like why... Not only why, but HOW did you pull that over your head?
2007-06-08 04:44:29 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG, poor kid, having such a stupid mom... Hey, hey, if your kid became a cannibal and ate someone would you give him human killer? ^___^ These things never cease to amaze me.
2007-06-11 15:24:20 · answer #3 · answered by Hufflepuff Ninja 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sad but funny! Poor kid!
2007-06-08 06:02:55 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How is that stupid? He was eating ants, so she gave him ANT killer. You know, to kill the ants. Duh! I f she gave him bee killer, that would be stupid. If anyone's stupid, it's the 911 person for telling her to rush him to the emergency room. It's called ant killer, not people killer. Idiot!
2007-06-08 04:46:23 · answer #5 · answered by I'm blonde 1 · 0⤊ 2⤋
I don't know if I should be offended my avatar is a blonde but I'm actually a brunette
2007-06-14 16:47:44 · answer #6 · answered by ♥ Jennie ♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Maybe, I know I wouldn't do such a thing to a innocent kid.
2007-06-08 04:44:46 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Of course they can be that stupid.
They are people.
People actually believe they have sex online.
Impossible to do but people rave about it.
Sorry, not sex when your alone with a keyboard.
2007-06-08 04:44:52 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, that's a true story also. Sad, but true.
2007-06-08 05:05:30 · answer #9 · answered by quntmphys238 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't think so, if they are I really worry about the world
2007-06-08 04:42:17 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋