What are the weirdest/funniest things your child said or did?

Answer 1

When my sister was about three we were in the seafood section of a grocery store and there was an octopus laying in the display case. My sister pointed and said (in a LOUD voice) "look mom, TESTICLES."

Answer 2

Last week my nephew, the kid who answers in one word or a nod if he can, did the funniest thing. We were packing up after a family gathering, and because I already have a carseat taking up a lot of my back seat, there was not a lot of spare room for stuff, so I said I would take my niece and nephew home, they live just down the street. As I was putting their boosters in my car, I asked my nephew , who is 3, if he was almost ready to go because he was ridding with me. He said, and I quote:
"Why, yes I am Auntie. As a matter of fact, I am ready to go right now. May I get in and buckle myself in for you?"
It was the cutist thing I have ever heard. He even had his hands folded behind his back and slightly rocked back and forth while he spoke. Later when I asked him again, this time where others could hear him, he replied "yup" and ran off to play.

Answer 3

ONE of the things my kids have said was just a few weeks ago...Both my 7 year old daughter and I were at the doctor for my 6 year oldson. Being pregnant now, I have been a bit gassy (Oh, come on, we pregnant moms all have it :) Anyhow, while the docotr was looking at my son,my daughter chirpped in.."My mom has had the toots all day!) I about fell to the floor. But not before my son had to back my daughter up with "Yeah, stinky" My face bright red, all I could get out was, "Out of the mouths of babes" I dread going back. :)

Answer 4

When I was 7, My mother had remarried a very strict catholic bulhunk (his words) from Yugoslavia, he was old fashioned, as in dont talk unless your spoken to, etc.
I was doing a lot of house chores at that age, dishes, vaccuming, gardening, and dusting.
He had come home from work and asked if I had vaccumed and of coarse I had to best of my 7 yr old ability.
He kept standing over me saying "Tell the truth"
to which I could only respond with giant tears in my eyes.
"But Im just a little Irish girl"
LOL
He laughed so hard he forgot he was being all sorts a mad at me, and after that he lightened up on me.
I still had to do chores tho. :(

Answer 5

My son is 8 now, but I remember they first time he caught me off-guard. He was probably about 2, and strapped in the car-seat, sitting next to me in my truck. I was driving on the outskirts of town and another car pulled right out in front of me. Naturally, it fired me up and I yelled out... "ASSHOLE"
Not thinking much about it at the time, and a little voice in the passenger seat echoed the very thing. LOL... Be careful of what you say and when... You never know. That was the first for me, but there have been plenty since. It's been a blast. Take care and God Bless.

Answer 6

Well my 4 year old son was told that we needed to buy pads for my monthly visitor, so while we are in the isle at the local Kmart with a bunch of older ladies around my son screams, "Here you go Mommy, here are the Bandaids for your oweee", the ladies loved it and told him he was a great helper, all the while chuckling!

Answer 7

When my oldest son was 3 1/2 he told me he could jump in the water with a towel wrapped around him and not get wet. I tried to tell him that the towel would get wet, but he kept insisting it would keep him dry!

Finally, I said "OK, show me." He jumped in the pool with the towel around him and came up totally surprised that his body and the towel were both wet. (He's a doctor now and we both laugh about that incident.)

Answer 8

When I was a toddler apparently I was in the habit of saying "all gone" since it was my first semi-sentence. Anyway one day a not so full-chested friend of my mother's came over and had me on her lap. My mother almost died when I lifted her shirt, turned to my mom and said "all gone!"

Answer 9

my son when he was about two and a half was playing with one of the neghbor girls and his dad asked him what he was doing and he said talking and then he told him it was time to go and he looked at the little girl and said "pimping aint easy" me and my husband almost died then i went in and called my brother to find out when he taught him that LOL

Answer 10

These are questiones asked by my friend's daughter that made me LOL:

* “Mom, why do you love Dad?”
* “Does God exist? Why can’t I see Him?”
* “How did God create me?”
* “Why am I different from Jerome?”
* “Why can’t frogs walk? They always jump, aren’t they tired, Mom?”
* “Is Barney animal or human?”
* “Who do you love more, me or Jerome or Daddy?”
* “Mom, can I be a man when I grow up?”
* “Why can’t Daddy get pregnant? Because he’s a man? Why can’t men get pregnant?”
* “When can I get married?”
* “Why is Grandma very old? Will you be like Grandma when I grow up? Getting old?”
* “What’s wrong with you, Mom?”
* “Why can’t you make delicious cookies like Grandma does, Mom?”