2007-06-07 19:14:21 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I want to bathe in the blood of Christ Halleluia
2007-06-07 19:24:56 · update #1
You give thanks that you get another shot at it. There are worse things than being danged to heck, but the thought of being danged to heck makes me LOL.
2007-06-07 19:17:44 · answer #1 · answered by MyPreshus 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
join the crowd.
We have all sinned and fallen short of the glory of God.
Our only hope is in the sacrafice of Christ for our salvation, and in the mercy of God, who has known us from the womb, and sees if there is malice in us, or merely stupid childish error.
Nobody gets to heaven on their own brownie points, you cannot be saved by acts, or damned by acts, though by every word of your mouth you will be judged. Faith plays out in a natural sort of decency, and Christ covers the rest with his blood.
2007-06-07 19:22:57 · answer #2 · answered by Gina C 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
By who?
When?
If you are talking about God after you die.
Well there is no heck or heaven.
You are just dead and you don't do anything.
If I am "danged to heck" by another person I consider the context and the person and take appropriate action.
2007-06-07 19:21:11 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Throw a Pity Party!
2007-06-07 19:25:09 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Who danged you? Maybe you should dang them back.
Seriously, if someone danged you--simply dismiss them because they are acting as if they are better than you and no one is better than anyone else. Fudge it, dang'em right back.
2007-06-07 19:26:52 · answer #5 · answered by freakazoid 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I really don't know. I've never been danged to heck. I haven't even been damned to hell (although some people tell me I am). So I'm good, thanks for asking.
2007-06-07 19:17:56 · answer #6 · answered by A 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
if you are condemned to eternal damnation, you wake up, because obviously the concept of heaven and hell are no more valid than the world of narnia.
2007-06-07 19:18:37 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You realize that you have free will, and look at your situation and act accordingly to fix it.
2007-06-07 19:18:50 · answer #8 · answered by Paul D 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I may be going to Hell in a bucket,
But at least I'm enjoying the ride! ; )
2007-06-07 19:19:40 · answer #9 · answered by Helzabet 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
You say "son of a friggin' female dog and move on.
2007-06-07 19:19:14 · answer #10 · answered by idog 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋