One day, a friend of mine drove his van up to a mansion. He is a plumber and they called to have him repair their toilet. The bathroom in which it was situated had a plush, thick carpet across the whole floor. He noticed a tiny sock in one corner that must have belonged to a small child. He looked through the bathroom door and noticed a curly blond head with mischievous blue eyes duck out of site. He decided that the toilet had been plugged by the four year old. He brought in his snake to try and remove the blockage. He actually had to brace himself against the rubber backsplash of the bathtub to pull it back out. Out came a fork, a plastic horse, and a phone. When the toddler's mother asked him how this happened, the child said, "I wanted to make my horse into a sea horse and have him call me when he needed to come back. He said he got stuck so I tried to use the fork to get him out." Needless to say, the little boy and his horse needed a good bath!
2007-06-07 15:23:31
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answered by Katiebug 2
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I saw the weirdest thing today. I was delivering carpet to this big white mansion on Pennsylania Ave. As I stoped my van at the security gate the guard used the phone to call and make sure I had clearance I noticed that the dress code for people that work there must be pretty casual cause the guy had on some really funky looking socks and he was wearing rubber gloves. Well of course they let me go in and they showed me where the carpet was supposed to go. Well I must have been there for about an hour and I needed to take a bathroom break. Well nobody had told me where it was so I set out to find where the bathroom was. I was really surprised no one stopped me while I was looking around. I figured security would be pretty tight but I never did see anybody else. I got hoplessly lost. Well I told my self I would find the bathroom any minute so I took the next hallway when it forked off. Well finally I found the bathroom and I opened the door and there on the toilet was a horse. It shocked the heck out of me. I braced myself and looked again and sure enough there was a horse or at least a horses ***. I shook my head to make sure I was seeing right and then I looked for the 3rd time. This time I realized what it was and offered my apologies. "Sorry Mr. President I didnt mean to barge in on you while you were planning your next Iraq strategy. "
2007-06-07 22:24:57
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answered by thumpergirl_1979 5
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I had an experience at the Winters Mansion last evening. We were in the dining room that has the oriental carpet, putting a brace on that nuisance Louis XIV chair. I phoned the maid to ask for glue but she replied she was occupied with a sock in the toilet, so I went out to the truck, not knowing a van-load of rubberneckers had arrived. They must have been a tour group because they all had horse emblems on their clothes and one little boy carried a toy van under his arm. I shooed them all back out and then the butler counted the silverware and we had lost two knives and one fork. Some people!
2007-06-07 22:14:23
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answered by Jess 7
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One day In my Mansion while I was sitting on the toilet the guy who is fixing my van called so I answered the phone. He said the problem was that some how a fork got stuck in the fan blades and that's why I lost horse power so quickly before the van died. He said my van was ready for pick-up. I was so excited and forgetting where I was jumped up and dripped on the carpet. I got some on my sock too. When I got to the repair shop he said brace yourself and showed me the bill for removing the fork. I told him that was horsesh*t. So I wrote him a rubber check from a closed account and drove home with a smile!!
2007-06-08 00:17:44
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answered by Anonymous
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Leonardo the horse, was a horse with rubber horseshoes and a sock on his tail. He lived with his owner, Reotardo, who lived in a mansion and was always so constipated, he called the toilet his home. One day while Reotardo was on the toilet, Leonardo got into his owners van and crashed into the mansion. Reotardo quickly got off the toilet and ran to see what Leonardo was up to, when he slipped on the carpet and fell over, having his chin land on a fork. Het tried to call the paramedics, but the paramedics were all out drinking beer at the Brace Bar, so Reotardo died eventually of hunger because he was pinned to the floor with a fork. Leonardo escaped and burned down the mansion with his lasor vision that he really didn't have.
2007-06-07 22:09:22
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answered by Nijg 6
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The "mansion" down the street had a "phone" by the "toilet" so if Mr.Jug wanted to order a pizza, he could. Stepping out of the bathroom, a long red "carpet" ran all the way downstairs and out to the driveway where a "van" was parked. As he carefully walked outside because of his "brace" on his leg, he saw a "horse" standing by it with a tube "sock" on his tail and a "fork" hanging from his big mouth. Mr. Jug grabbed a "rubber" duck from the stairs and threw it at the horse.
[wow...LOL]
2007-06-07 22:14:12
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answered by Alyssa Lynn 3
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I put my fork down and put on my sock. This was my first foozeball championship tournamint, and I had to work double time. Mom shouted, "Hurry Up and finnish your dinner! Im gonna get in the van!" But I have no idea what she was thinking. I grabbed my rubber gloves and scrubbed the toilet, knowing that mom would knag to me if I didnt. Then I answered the phone, it was ringing tramaticly. It was mom. "Dont forget to feed the horse and vacum the carpet!" Oh my lanta. And she said hurry up. No way we would make it by 7:00, it was already 6:30. I put on my brace and and locked the door to the mansion. Mom was honking the horn. "I`m comming!" And thats was just the beginning of the evening.
The End
2007-06-07 22:22:44
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answered by *Ninja w/ awesome pirate powers* 3
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I was ridding my horse to my mansion when a rubber van came up and parked on the red carpet where a person came out, talking on the phone, running for the toilet but triped on a sock where a fork braced there shirt.
Thats all one sentence to.
2007-06-07 23:51:55
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answered by Leinad10100 2
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One day as I was putting on my socks i saw a van driving into the driveway of the Johanson's mansion across the street. The man that came out of the van gave a rubber apple to the Johanson's horse. The man was real strange so I picked the phone up and called the cops. Then I ran to the Johanson's mansion and saw a carpet with a fork next to it inside of the van. I tried to hide from the man, when he looked towards my way, he smiled and I saw that he was taking a toilet from the garage. Right then I knew that he was a theif. I picked up the fork and stabbed him in his leg. The man fell and the brace on his leg got stuck on the toilet. When the cops came they saw that the man was actually the Johanson's plumber. And he was changing their toilet. Haha. So stupid of me.
2007-06-07 22:29:24
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answered by LuvlyGirl 3
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As I reached for my Phone I saw the Rubber Horse on the Van Carpet. I might have to Brace myself to reach it. I took my Fork and stabbed at it. No luck. Oh well.
I finally got my Sock on just as we were pulling up to the Mansion. Wow, now I can finally go to the Toilet.
2007-06-07 22:09:10
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answered by peach 6
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