He talked the old lady in the next room into sharing it with him. After they were both totally bombed, he started groping at the old lady and pulling at her clothes. He managed to get her blouse and bra off before she stopped him.
She said, "I can't do this, I have acute angina."
The old guy says, "Well, I hope so, you got the ugliest t*ts I ever seen."
2007-06-07 14:40:14 · 16 answers · asked by barnowl 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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2007-06-07 14:42:42 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice 1
2007-06-07 21:56:27 · answer #2 · answered by dream theatre 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats funny!
2016-05-19 06:50:29 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Obviously the beer goggles (or wine) hadn't kicked in yet.
:)
2007-06-07 23:10:45 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That sick. They must be old if they both got popped off of one bottle of wine.
2007-06-07 14:44:06 · answer #5 · answered by chinkyidevilishgrin 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! lol! 10!
2007-06-07 15:04:48 · answer #6 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. Was this based on a true story?
2007-06-07 14:58:45 · answer #7 · answered by Dave 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
this is horrible. hahahaha but still a little giggle. :)
but if he was that drunk, he would have thought that old lady had pretty t*ts? ahahah
2007-06-07 14:48:50 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
nice one
2007-06-07 14:47:15 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
O MY GOD That's so sick, but really funny
2007-06-11 02:38:14 · answer #10 · answered by kelly 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋