You make the call:
Skinny little white guy goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this HUGE black guy standing next to him.
The big guy sees the little guy staring at him, looks down and says: "7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch private, 3 pound testicles, Turner Brown."
The white man faints and falls to the floor.
The big guy kneels down and brings him to, shaking him. The big guy says: What's wrong with you?"
In a weak voice the little guy says, "What EXACTLY did you say to me?"
The big dude says: "I saw your curious look and figured I'd just give you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me..... I'm 7 feet tall, I weigh 350 pounds, I have a 20 inch private, my testicles weigh 3 pounds each, and my name is Turner Brown."
The small guy says: "Turner Brown?!...Sweet Jesus, I thought you said, Turn around!"
Mehh
2007-06-07 14:14:15 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Still funny after 20 yrs.
2007-06-07 14:40:55 · answer #1 · answered by Funnel 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
What happens if you get a paper cut from a Get Well card?
2007-06-07 22:45:21 · answer #2 · answered by Greg S 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
good one I think a 9/10 .
2007-06-07 21:19:12 · answer #3 · answered by gordooo2 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha ! Funny! lol! 10!
2007-06-07 21:26:51 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol I kinda get it....don't get the turn around part...8/10
2007-06-07 21:23:19 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
lol that was pretty funny, have a star
2007-06-07 21:21:40 · answer #6 · answered by chinkyidevilishgrin 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol. nice
2007-06-07 21:32:13 · answer #7 · answered by Cecilia ♡ 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
:-) it made me smile
2007-06-07 21:21:55 · answer #8 · answered by Lori B 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
this joke is so wrong!!!
2007-06-07 21:19:58 · answer #9 · answered by lilbabybears 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋