tell me one of the best jokes you know. 2 people with the best jokes will move on to the final round, and whoever wins gets 14 points! (from the first round, the second, and getting the best answer in the second) Tell me some jokes!
2007-06-07 13:29:30 · 6 answers · asked by pigtails101 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
a six year old little boy was sitting on the bank with his grandpa fishing. the grandpa lit up a cigarette. the little boy asked, " grandpa, "can i have a cigarette? grandpa responded, "can your d--- touch your a--? the little boy replied, " no!!!. the day got hotter and grandpa reached in the cooler and got him out a cold beer. the little boy asked, "grandpa can i have a beer? grandpa responed," can your d--- touch your a--? the little boy said "no!!!. the day became even hotter. the little boy reached in the cooler and took out a pack of big oatmeal cookies. grandpa asked,"son, can grandpa have a cookie? the little boy said, " can your d--- touch your a--? grandpa smiled and said, "of course it can!!!!!!!. then the little boy said, " then go f--- yourself . " grandma made these cookies for me!!!!"
2007-06-07 13:45:25 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 1⤋
"You've Got Mail"
A man was sitting on his porch one afternoon when he noticed that his neighbor, a blonde, went out to her mailbox, opened it, and returned to her home empty handed.
About five minutes later, he saw the blonde again. She checked the mailbox and once again, returned to her house empty handed.
She did this two more times before the man decided to ask her about it. "Why do you keep coming out to your mailbox every five minutes?" the man asked.
"Because," replied the blonde, "my computer keeps telling me that I've got mail!"
Hope you like It! It's one of my Favorite jokes.
2007-06-07 20:58:03 · answer #2 · answered by lilbabybears 2 · 10⤊ 2⤋
What do you get when you combine Paris Hilton and Fabio?
A clueless runaway.
2007-06-07 20:35:45 · answer #3 · answered by Roxas of Organization 13 7 · 4⤊ 2⤋
what do rappers and pirates have in common?
they both say yo-ho
2007-06-07 20:47:17 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 5⤋
How does Snoop Dogg wash his cars?
With his hoes.
Hope that made you laugh!
2007-06-07 20:33:15 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 14⤊ 6⤋
a guy walked into a bar and fell.... get it haha
2007-06-07 21:11:23 · answer #6 · answered by MJ 5 · 4⤊ 13⤋