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You know why birds don't write their memoirs? Because birds don't lead epic lives, that's why! Who'd want to read what a bird does? Nobody, that's who!

2007-06-07 13:20:48 · answer #1 · answered by Minh 6 · 6 0

Yesterday was my girlfriends day off. We decided to go to the woods and enjoy a little bit of fresh air. On the way we got a flat tire and I had to change it, of course. BUt we still made it to the woods and enjoyed a nice day of playing in the river.

2007-06-07 20:23:49 · answer #2 · answered by square 4 · 1 0

The pot rolls slowly down the hill in July.

2007-06-07 20:21:05 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Did you know it's National Non-Sequitar Day today?

2007-06-07 20:40:45 · answer #4 · answered by Jason King 3 · 0 0

Divide by cucumber error. Redo from start.

2007-06-07 20:21:01 · answer #5 · answered by lcraesharbor 7 · 3 0

Man stands in his own shadow and wonders why it's dark.

2007-06-07 20:27:44 · answer #6 · answered by cosmicshaktifire? 5 · 0 0

That is typically what they deserve.

Why waste your breath on a nonsensical question?

2007-06-07 20:21:03 · answer #7 · answered by Dark-River 6 · 1 0

Yes, stupid question, comical answer.
The more absurd the question, the better answer you can zing with!

2007-06-07 20:22:15 · answer #8 · answered by great gig in the sky 7 · 1 0

I like dark chocolate.

2007-06-07 20:22:15 · answer #9 · answered by Sara 5 · 1 0

yep, and it usually gets me a few upside down thumbs up

2007-06-07 20:26:41 · answer #10 · answered by Patrick the Carpathian, CaFO 7 · 1 0

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