Did your kids ever drop you in a sticky or embarrassing situation with a inappropriate comment?

Question

My sisters son told the class that his mum had left a mark on the wallpaper where she had had her head against the wall listening to the neighbours.

Answer 1

When my son was about three I took him into some busy department store toilets with me. I asked him to stand right at the cubicle door and wait for me. After about thirty seconds he banged on the door and roared" MUMMY WHAT ARE YOU DOING A POO OR A WEE?"
He got a huge laugh and I had a very red face.

Answer 2

My 3 year old and I were waiting in a queue in public toilets when she asked me why boys have tails and girls don't. That question wasn't that embarrassing but then she commented on daddy's tail being big and hairy......I would have preferred to wait until we were in a cubicle - I could have stayed until everybody had left !!!!!

The best one I ever heard (again in a public loo), a mother and daughter (probably about 3 - what is it about that age ?!). The little girl piped up.....'ooh mommy, you farted'. The mom came out rather red-faced !

Kids, gotta love 'em.

Answer 3

This happened when my son was little,25 years ago. He had a cute little Russian girl-friend at his school. They were four, she was very smart and knew how to read and write because her parents taught her. She wrote a note to my son asking him if he would like to "sleep" with her. My son brought the note to my then wife and he asked her to read it for him, since he couldn't. My witch of my ex-mother in law was also there. They made such a humongous deal about it. The parents got involved, the school was involved, child services were involved. The result was a huge embarrassing moment for all of them, because I knew what she meant. I was out of the country then, but before I left, her dad told me what she was going to do, but asked me not to say anything.She wanted him to spend the night at her house and other kids for her birthday, but my son was the first one to get the note, because they were "best friends".

Answer 4

yes. me and my son got on the bus. i told him to say he was 4,lol,when he really was 5. the bus driver asked how old he was and my son answered 4. the bus driver then said your not really 4 are you,to which my son replied "no I'm 5 but my mum said i was to tell you I'm 4". i could have died right there on the spot. i was so embarrassed,but the bus driver was a sweety and just laughed. he didn't charge me the extra either. moral of the story,never lie,lol xx

Answer 5

Well my twin daughter is a small age 9 and when my mum gets from school and gets on the bus she doesn't pay and my mum tells her to say she is nearly 5, well she got on the bus and hurried to a seat while my mum got her fare as she was getting off she turned to my mum and yells ' Nan can i be 9 now please' whoops lol

Answer 6

OMG!! my daughter was about 4, we had the police round as our car had been broken into, the police man was sitting there taking details and my daughter says to him "my daddy wears my mums nightie" I just didn't know where to put myself ! this was because a few days before we were all messing about and my husband put on my big baggy nightdress as a joke..!!!! we still mention it 10 years on

Also when my little brother was little he was in town with my mum and he kept sticking his head up her skirt, and she asked him not to do it, and he shouts out "why not, daddy does" ..........!

Answer 7

Driving along the driveway in the middle of the night on our annual migraion north for chrissy (aus style). Dad had this affectionate way of sitting one hand on mum's knee while he was driving (kinda crazy, but those were the days! wow, 1996...).
We kids had this mantra we'd shout when he did it "Dad, don't touch mummy in the car!" Coz it was unsafe, and all. We didn't quite realise how it sounded.

One day, my brother was writing out his homework, which required him to create a sentence using the word "touch."
So..."Dad, Don't touch mummy in the car" Got handed in to his fairly old-fashioned teacher.

We laugh about it now, of course. Lol!

Answer 8

A guy around where I live has always been trying to get with me, most of the time I see him by myself, but this one time I had my 6 year old son with me. The guy asked if I was still with my boyfriend ( a fake one I made up to stop him asking me out), I said yes and my son belted out MUM, YOU DONT HAVE A BOYFRIEND!!!!! YOU'RE LYING! THATS CALLED LYING, SHE'S LYING! I wanted to strangle him, lol.

Answer 9

Yes. When paying for the family rail passes into London one day I lied to the ticketing officer and told them my elder son was 4 (to qualify for the under-age free rail pass). He piped up 'no I'm not, I'm 5!!'

Answer 10

My little ones have executed plenty, suited being why do previous women like nannie placed on shorts skirts with their blue stripey legs to 2 elderly women in mini skirts with varicose veins. One I did whilst i became into little. i became into in London for the 1st time and we had to alter buses plenty to get to make sure my Nan, each and all of the bus conductors have been black and that i had in no way seen black people in the previous, a black lady have been given on with 2 little babies and that i shouted out, "Oh mummy, look at those attractive little bus conductors".