Three nuns were talking. The first nun said, "I was cleaning in Father's room the other day and do you know what I found? A bunch of pornographic magazines." "What did you do?" the other nuns asked. "Well, of course I threw them in the trash." The second nun said, "Well, I can top that. I was in Father's room putting away the laundry and I found a bunch of condoms!" "Oh my!" gasped the other nuns. "What did you do?" they asked. "I poked holes in all of them!" she replied. The third nun fainted.
2007-06-07 08:13:03 · 12 answers · asked by bilbo b 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i think this one is funny:
a man without arms had to go to the bathroom so he walks in and sees another guy peeing in a urinal
he asks the man "as you can see, i have no arms. so would you mind unzipping my pants and pulling it out so i can go?"
the guy looks around and doesn't see anybody, so he unzips the guys pants and pulls out his cock, which is covered in warts and pus.
the man asks "could you please hold it? i do not wish to piss all over myself" and the other guy reluctantly agrees and holds while the man goes pee
"thank you for holding it" says the first man, and he asks if the other guy can put it back in and zip his pants up; so the guy does
the guy asks "if you don't mind me asking what's wrong with your penis?"
the first man pulls his arms out of his shirt and goes "i don't know but i'm not touching it"
2007-06-07 12:55:14 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahah silly. the 3rd nun just gave herself away. goodness. what has become of the nun and priest now? hahahah!
2007-06-07 20:55:31 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
uh ohhh third nun is preg now.
2007-06-07 09:02:10 · answer #3 · answered by triggerhappy_1988 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one.
2007-06-07 08:17:07 · answer #4 · answered by dfrank04401 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-06-12 15:56:06 · answer #5 · answered by sensi 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i liked that one
2007-06-07 08:41:28 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Definately funny!! HAHAHAHA! :)
2007-06-07 08:18:59 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha lol
2007-06-07 08:49:29 · answer #8 · answered by Smiley 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
FUNNY!
2007-06-07 08:22:58 · answer #9 · answered by lovell2013 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO !!!!!Funny !!!!!
2007-06-07 08:41:29 · answer #10 · answered by David G, Jeff Gordon Rules !!!!! 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋