They can work, or just be crazy. But they have to be funny! Thanks!
2007-06-07 06:56:43 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
1) Hey! You don't sweat much for a fat chick.
2) What's your name? (after she says her name) No, that won't do. You look like a Veronica. (after doing this announce to the bar) Hey everybody! I just asked Veronica to marry me and she said yes!!!
3) Is heaven missing an angel? Because you've got great ****.
4) Why don't you buy me a drink before I scream out "Pervert" at you. (This one works about 75% of the time
2007-06-07 07:15:08 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've never used any of these on girls, but friends have and they all have struck out using them.
1. Do you know karate, cause your body is kickin?
2. Your eyes are as blue as the ocean, and baby when I look in to them, I'm lost at sea.
3. Go to a girls house and say this "So sorry to bother you -- someone at this address called for the man of her dreams, but you look way hotter than the girl I was supposed to be delivered to."
2007-06-07 14:14:29 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have never had a dream come true until the day that I met you. Hey, if I kiss you, will I get slapped?" Damn suga! slow down..Im diabetic! How good are you at tongue wrestling? Excuse me, can you empty your pockets? I believe you have stolen my heart. I have some skittles (in your mouth)... wanna taste the rainbow?
2007-06-07 14:09:33 · answer #3 · answered by stacy_branch 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I once had a guy come up to me and say if I faint will you kick me in the face, (insert laughter here) i swear he said that. He said cause i was so beautiful he was going to faint. It was just the saddest line ever.
2007-06-07 14:02:34 · answer #4 · answered by Help Me! 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i heard you're bad at math, how about i help you...you can come to my house we can subtract the clothes, add the bed, divide the legs, and see how many times 1 goes into 0.
2007-06-07 13:59:41 · answer #5 · answered by blake a 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh, I like ones that involve physical actions. Such as walk up to someone and say "Are those pants felt?" When he/she looks at you funny and says "No," touch his/her leg/butt/etc and say "They are now!"
Not recommended for use on strangers.
2007-06-07 13:59:15 · answer #6 · answered by Drake the Deist 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i'll tell you the one that was used on me did not work but it was the best i ever heard "your the kind of woman a man would leave his house, friends money and dog for" i thought it was hilarious!
2007-06-07 14:00:22 · answer #7 · answered by pa625 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
L.O.L..... I HATE THESE LINES BUT THEY ARE STILL FUNNY.
1. SAY YOUR WALIKING & YOUR ON YOUR PHONE OR HAVE IT IN YOUR HAND & THEN THE GUY WOULD BE LIKE : 215- 677- 1920 CALL ME ALRIGHT !!!!
2. EXCUSE ME LIL'MAMA, I'M FALLIN.....
UMM....DID U HEAR ME ???
& THEN WHEN HE SEE'S I'M STILL WALKING HE'LL BE LIKE "WELL DAMN CAN YOU AT LEAST PICK ME UP ???"
2007-06-08 12:41:26 · answer #8 · answered by Taurus_Lady 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
All this could be yours for one low, low price!
Are you a parking ticket? Because you got fine written all over you.
Are you a tamale? 'Cause you're hot.
Hey aren't you forgetting something? (what?).......me
Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's outta business.
you can get them on the website...........
2007-06-07 14:12:52 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
How bout I rearanged the alphabet and put U and I together
2007-06-07 14:00:25 · answer #10 · answered by yogurlmsbunny 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋