i was out on a walk with my dog and all of a sudden the dog started talking to me. he told me he wanted hot dogs but i cant eat hot dogs. he forced me to go to the store so i did and then the cashier made us get corn dogs. then he forced us to eat them. i need a way to get my money back becAUse i need it for tomorrow. someone please help!! thanks
2007-06-07 06:16:29 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Pets ➔ Dogs
wtf.. you're wierd
2007-06-07 06:23:58 · answer #1 · answered by Schmidtty19 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You spent your money and ate the corn dogs. Have the dog try to get the money back. Chances are real good this'll happen when the dog talks to the clerk. Now. When this same dog tells you to chase cars in traffic, are you going to listen????
Better yet, both of you go stand on a street corner. Put out a hat. You play the harmonica while the dog sings or raps and hopefully passersby will take pity on him because you're a lousy harmonica player, and put money in the hat.
2007-06-07 13:22:35 · answer #2 · answered by ibbibud 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well if the dog wanted hot dogs why did you get corn dogs? i think you need to stop smoking so much. it will get to you after a while. or just sleep it off!!
2007-06-07 13:20:54 · answer #3 · answered by Tabatha R 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sell the talking dog for a million.
2007-06-07 13:20:23 · answer #4 · answered by darlene100568 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What you do...is you take the dog and sell it...it's a freakin' talking dog! Or you could just get some junk together and sell it at a pawn shop.
Oh...and get a muzzle for you dog so you can't hear him talking to you any more.
2007-06-07 13:20:26 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
you need to get all the voices in your head together and agree on what the dog gets to decide on. The dogs dont always get to pick what you eat.
2007-06-07 13:20:12 · answer #6 · answered by Disco 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sell the dog.
2007-06-07 13:18:33 · answer #7 · answered by Chris R 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
why can't you eat hot dogs? this is an apostrophe. anyway I suggest you sell the dog to the local organ grinder.
2007-06-07 13:22:45 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
sell the dog
2007-06-07 13:20:06 · answer #9 · answered by princess 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your dog rules.
2007-06-07 13:19:29 · answer #10 · answered by truebeliever 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tell your dog whose boss!
Kick him!
Kick 'em down right on the spot!!!
2007-06-07 13:19:19 · answer #11 · answered by Fairy Claire 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋