When Liverpool sold Michael Owen Rafa Benietez decided that they should send their scouts out to look for some young talent.
One of the scouts went to Iraq and spotted a 17 year old striker who the scout thought would be a wonderkid in the premiership so Liverpool signed him
2 Weeks later Liverpool play their first game of the season against Bolton with 20 minutes to go Liverpool are 4-0 down and Rafa Benietez looks at the Iraqi striker and tells him to get ready to go on 5 minutes later the young striker is put on, he scores 5 goals and makes the game finish 5-4 to liverpool.
After his changed he phoned his mum and says to her my day was great today i came on with 15 minutes to go and i scored 5 goals the fans love me and so do the media how was your day he says to his mum. Well she says your dad was shot in the street and me and your sister were kidnapped. lm sorry the boy says SORRY his mum shouts its your fault we moved to liverpool in the first place
2007-06-07 05:37:27 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Very good.
2007-06-07 05:41:55 · answer #1 · answered by fourqueuetwo 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Okay but not that funny. British humor! 8/10.
2007-06-07 06:41:43 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol fantastic m8 love it!! but i bet some dick head has it removed!!
i had one last week removed i said 98% of scousers love sex in the shower!
the other 2% not been to prison yet!!!
i mean what wrong with that!!!
lost points and a violation.....
keep it up your good fun....
2007-06-07 05:44:23 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
It's not funny, but a sad story. I loved it and I love soccer!
Thanks
Here's a star!
2007-06-07 05:51:37 · answer #4 · answered by Once Upon a Dreamღ 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hurray!! +2 points. Soccer sucks.
2007-06-07 05:45:06 · answer #5 · answered by avideogamer 2 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Hahaha, good laugh.
i love liverpool and the way they play, but is it really so bad out there .. hm.
2007-06-07 06:29:29 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Ha Ha Ha. This is a joke about soccer, not football
2007-06-07 05:46:09 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Not really funny - I was wondering why the kidnappers let the mum keep her mobile
2007-06-07 05:42:28 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
close to the mark but good
2007-06-07 09:08:13 · answer #9 · answered by Cannon Nivram 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Old ones are the best.
2007-06-07 05:42:45 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋