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2007-06-07 05:16:34 · 19 answers · asked by CHEESUS GROYST 5 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

Jess, are you saying your sex-drive is completely sublimated by religion...oh!

2007-06-07 05:31:05 · update #1

No I don't get acne myself, I was just wondering if the stress of guilt had any effect on the outbreaks.

2007-06-07 05:36:26 · update #2

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only if you touch your face after your done with the dirty bussiness and you don't wash your hands...eeewwww...

2007-06-07 08:30:29 · answer #1 · answered by turtle 4 · 0 0

Fundamentalist Christian guilt causes stress in frequently "choking the chicken" and stress causes acne.

Once you become a mainline Christian and understand "spanking the monkey" as normal . . . excessive monkey spanking decreases . . . stressful guilt disappears and so does your acne.

2007-06-07 05:26:37 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2 1

Well, stress can trigger acne outbreaks, and that is an unnecessary stress.

2007-06-07 05:34:04 · answer #3 · answered by GreenEyedLilo 7 · 1 0

Sorry, but I only give proper answers to proper questions. Masturbation has no relationship to acne. Masturbation and Acne also has nothing to do with religion. You also need to define the term "Christian guilt", because I haven't heard of it yet. I am a Christian and proud of it, not guilty.

2007-06-07 05:25:56 · answer #4 · answered by The Desert Bird 5 · 0 4

absolutely. plus the whites of your eyes turn tell-tale green and your palms get the obvious fur as a result.

the cure?

masturbate without guilt and the ugly symptoms go away.
cheers.

2007-06-07 05:22:57 · answer #5 · answered by atlas shrugged and so do i 5 · 4 0

Erm... No... perhaps because heavy masturbators usually do not clean their faces properly?

2007-06-07 05:19:48 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

No, it's caused by not washing their hands before they wipe the perspiration off of their faces.

2007-06-07 05:21:13 · answer #7 · answered by Char 7 · 3 1

Why?You got acne?

2007-06-07 05:33:37 · answer #8 · answered by Derek B 4 · 1 1

interesting notion. makes me wonder about all those guys from church who had really bad acne.

2007-06-07 05:21:09 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 3 1

No, but their palms get harry and they do lose their vision very fast.

2007-06-07 05:20:09 · answer #10 · answered by baryymahoginer 2 · 2 1

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