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this is not intended solely to piss Christians off, although it undoubtedly will, it's also intended to be a serious question.

2007-06-07 04:47:42 · 12 answers · asked by Winston Smith 1 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

"Angel. I don't know but thanks for calling him one."
angelll maybe?

2007-06-07 04:53:15 · update #1

"God is like a child with an ant farm who can't resist shaking the box."
you're the current front runner for best answer, dude.

2007-06-07 04:54:22 · update #2

"You will pay for your post at the hand of God."
yeah that isn't going to uhhh . . . what's the word . . . . happen.

2007-06-07 04:55:50 · update #3

"Admit there is a God before you attempt to dismember His image."
yeah that's not something atheists do.

2007-06-07 04:56:55 · update #4

"Please give examples.
Are you going to say ....because the world is in such a mess.
The mess we are in is due to our own doing.
God has no responsibility, no obligation, toward us.
Don't point your finger at God ....point it to mankind."
examples? surely. i saw a show with an African girl who had a grapefruit-sized tumor on her face. "God" created carnivores in such a way that the only way they can survive is to kill and eat other animals. People are killed by forest fires, droughts, hurricanes, earthquakes, volcanoes, tornadoes, avalanches, heat, cold, the list goes on and on.

2007-06-07 05:01:57 · update #5

"Angel? "a******" is 7 letters. What words are 7 letters long that start with "a"? Let's see..."
the more obvious question is, what 7 letter word that starts with A can you not say on Answers (lol, maybe the word is "answers".

2007-06-07 05:04:04 · update #6

"Pfft, A****** doesn't even begin to cover it!

- Exodus 35.2 - God demands that we kill everyone who works on Sabbath day.

- Deuteromy 21:18-21 - God demands that we kill disobedient teenagers.

- Leviticus 20:13 - God demands the death of homosexuals.

- Deuteronomy 22:13-21 - God demands that we kill girls who are not virgins when they marry"
thank you.

2007-06-07 05:21:08 · update #7

"i don't think he really is. even though at times i have been extremly mad at him myself. I just think he is like any father. and sometimes loving your children means being tough on them."
an intelligent answer from a theist, unusual but i'll take it.

2007-06-08 05:33:53 · update #8

12 answers

God is like a child with an ant farm who can't resist shaking the box.

2007-06-07 04:50:50 · answer #1 · answered by BOB 4 · 1 1

Pfft, A****** doesn't even begin to cover it!

- Exodus 35.2 - God demands that we kill everyone who works on Sabbath day.

- Deuteromy 21:18-21 - God demands that we kill disobedient teenagers.

- Leviticus 20:13 - God demands the death of homosexuals.

- Deuteronomy 22:13-21 - God demands that we kill girls who are not virgins when they marry

2007-06-07 12:16:23 · answer #2 · answered by Ginger Ninja 4 · 0 0

You are funny! LOL - Just as Christians often use spurious interpretations of Biblical verse to support what they believe without having to rely on thought, you do the same thing to support your forgone conclusion toward atheism. Either you're just winding people up by using Christian "tactics" - or you're a "fundamentalist"-atheist....no better than the followers of the faith you seem to disapprove of. Which means you are a fanatic, my friend. LOL.

At least you appear to have read a bit of the Bible. You didn't just do an Internet search for those, did you? Awww, you just posted those from another persons answer...that's cheating...

Try reading the Koran, or the Torah, or even studying some "alternative" works of faith. God isn't just about Christianity, ya know? ;-) It's hard to claim to be an informed atheist if you're ignorant as to the literature.

2007-06-08 06:21:11 · answer #3 · answered by equesniger 3 · 1 0

This is the epitome of a circular Q, and you don't get to have it both ways. Admit there is a God before you attempt to dismember His image.

edit: Yeah, I noticed. You can't bash something you openly reject exists. For a perspective that advocates discovery of truth through logical examination, your question doesn't hold up very well. Is that any different from me pinning the world's ills on Santa Claus because he didn't put coal in the stockings of the bad girls and boys last year and send them a message?

2007-06-07 11:52:04 · answer #4 · answered by randyken 6 · 0 0

Angel? "a******" is 7 letters. What words are 7 letters long that start with "a"? Let's see...

atheist
antigen
a$$hole
aspirin

...and many more!

2007-06-07 11:53:32 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Please give examples.
Are you going to say ....because the world is in such a mess.
The mess we are in is due to our own doing.
God has no responsibility, no obligation, toward us.
Don't point your finger at God ....point it to mankind.

2007-06-07 11:53:16 · answer #6 · answered by Uncle Thesis 7 · 0 0

If you believe in pantheism, God is such an a****** because God is everything. And, certainly an a****** is something and thus part of everything. And everything is everything including a part of itself.

All right?

2007-06-07 11:55:53 · answer #7 · answered by HandsOnCelibacy 4 · 1 0

i don't think he really is. even though at times i have been extremly mad at him myself. I just think he is like any father. and sometimes loving your children means being tough on them.

2007-06-07 11:53:08 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Well, I believe he doesn't exists and is therefore not a ******, but if an all powerful god did exists, that god is definitely a ****** and I don't know why. Why not?

2007-06-07 11:52:56 · answer #9 · answered by A 6 · 0 0

Mark 3:29 But he that shall blaspheme against the Holy Ghost hath never forgiveness, but is in danger of eternal damnation.

You will pay for your post at the hand of God.

2007-06-07 11:51:25 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 4

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