No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats.
When your mom is mad at your dad, don't let her brush your hair.
If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. They always catch the second person.
Never ask your 3-year old brother to hold a tomato.
You can't trust dogs to watch your food.
Reading what people write on desks can teach you a lot.
Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair.
Puppies still have bad breath even after eating a tic tac.
Never hold a dust buster and a cat at the same time.
School lunches stick to the wall.
You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.
Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts.
The best place to be when you are sad is in Grandma's lap.
A three year old put his shoes on by himself. His mother noticed the left was on the right foot. She said, "Son, your shoes are on the wrong feet." He looked up at her with a raised brow and said, "Don't kid me, Mom, I KNOW they're my feet."
2007-06-07 03:28:24 · 20 answers · asked by d_champz_here 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
if u like these jokes then pls give me a star .....
2007-06-07 03:29:09 · update #1
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2007-06-07 03:33:52 · update #2
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2007-06-07 04:10:58 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
the 1st one Eh.. kinda good morbidly good ... the 2nd one not but if ya gotta have a joke...... What do you call 12 blonds in a freezer? Frosted Flakes , or how about .. its not an illusion,it just looks that way,but I used to be indecisive, but now a days I'm just not so sure? And then you have the 7 dwarfs of menopause Itchy B*itchy,Sweaty,Sleepy,Bloated,Forgetful,... Psycho
2016-05-18 23:43:31 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute
2007-06-07 04:09:58 · answer #3 · answered by angel2005_2001 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol...I saw an old lady at the gym w/polka dot granny panties under white shorts. ewww
2007-06-07 05:10:45 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good ones! Funny! lol! 10!
2007-06-07 04:07:21 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I loved that Joke
2007-06-07 03:31:54 · answer #6 · answered by Emily F 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like the joke.
2007-06-07 03:39:02 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have heard these before but I still chuckled....A STAR FOR YOU!
2007-06-07 10:09:19 · answer #8 · answered by bernman101 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That last one was really cute =P, all of them made me smile=)
2007-06-07 03:42:33 · answer #9 · answered by Schrödinger the Cat 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
aw cute
2007-06-07 04:58:11 · answer #10 · answered by CEDMommy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋