Shall we start our own religion here on yahoo answers. what?

Question

should be our beliefs, post me some ideas and I will try to assemble a religious manifesto from your postings and Oh of course can you find a name for it.? thanks

Answer 1

Probably not!
To many on R/S have already started their own religion.
I guess they don't understand the ones that are already in existence!

Answer 2

I've already started rewriting the Bible

The First Book of Enlightenment

Expulsion
1
The Creation


1 . In the beginning there was singularity.
2 . All the components of life, death, and all that ever was to be were as one.
3 . Within his hands, singularity was contained.
4 . The combination of such a large mass and density created uncontrollable temperatures.
5 . Although, he was great, the items contained could no longer be restricted.
6 . Life's only motivation is to thrive and to be, no matter the cost.
7 . A great explosion.
8 . And he died.
9 . Many years passed, as explosion propelled the now expanding once-singularity; spewing debris along the way.
10. Combining chaotically, and infinitely, in every way, shape and form.
11. Life must exist in infinity, there is no option but one.
12. Miniature reactors, the energies of life; left suspended in the anti-matter.
13.Debris, from Carbon, from Phosphorous, from Hydrogen, and all the pieces of the Universe; insignificant spheres began to take shape.
14.Pushed and pulled, turned and tossed, by the forces of the Universe.
15. And there was Earth; and it appeared silent.
16. Creation as we know it had just begun.
17. Beneath the surface, life was brewing.
18. Bubbling, reacting, changing; the greatest calculations, by the most unlikely mathematician.
19. Mountains arose, spewing fire, ash, and destruction.
20. There was great violence and chaos.
21. The air was thick, unfit for life, but the cycle had begun all on its own.
22. God was no more, existence was all that remained.
23. Chance and infinity, the only real truths.

Answer 3

"Answerology"

Our goal is to help those that need help and guidance. We are known as Repliers.

"Replier Kevin, how are you this day?"

The points we garner are symbolic of the help we garner.

The most Holy of relics is the Black Fleece, indicative of attainment of the Seventh Level.

And we have our martyrs as well, those that have fallen by the wayside, to give us hope and direction.

I personally serve dukalink6000, who was swallowed up by the "suspension". Will he ever return? We can only hope, for his 350,000 points was a beacon of inspiration of doing well.

(Pssst. How am I doing with this?)

Answer 4

People who post retarded, racist, rude and ignorant questions or answers shall be banished to Yahoo Hell (where they only have each other for company).

Answer 5

already done so many times why another, even the muslim have 4 branches, cos I do not think what the quran is saying lets start another branch,same with the Christian and the Jews
The black jews who call themselves Judeans believe christ and all in the old testament to be black so they started there own religeon and wo betides any one to leave, (only in a box)

Answer 6

Caffe mocha.

Answer 7

Everyone should bow at my virtual feet and worship me and Sharky.

Answer 8

I thought YAHOO! was a religion!

lol!

Answer 9

Some kind of Yamster worship, perhaps.

Answer 10

Call it the Church of Syncretism. (A blending of religions).