Atheists, are you replacing truth with tall tales of monkeys and evolution?

Question

Yes you are!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

There is only one God. There are no monkeys except for the ones that God put on earth a couple of years ago. There is no excuse for you not following the word of Jesus Christ, other than these hippies trying to lead you down the wrong path.

There are no need for animals, so why are you so worried about stuff like that. IF it happens, it happens.

Follow the word. If my grandson doesn't want to be godly, that will end up being his problem. I wouldn't be surprised if he brings home another guy soon. They will be special friends, the only kind of friends you should have with a girl,a special girl who understands God and keeping the house and herself in good shape. No tattoos. No bad dances that send bad messages.

Answer 1

Umm. Wow.

Colson, are you replacing scientific evidence, confirmed by the greatest human minds, with a ridiculous story about men with pet dinosaurs?

Yes you are!!!!!

The Flintstones was a cartoon, my friend. It's not real.

The Church has ALWAYS said that the creation story is METAPHORICAL.

How can you claim to be Christian and then pour out such hatred on your own grandson?
Your God said, "Judge and you shall be judged."
"What so ever you do to the least of my brothers."
"Let he who is without sin cast the first stone"

Don't forget, Jesus hung around with tax collectors and prostitutes.

Answer 2

I love how you answer you own question. You my psychotic delusional friend are mistaking TRUTH for faith. Truth is fact, not something you have to decide to believe is true, that's faith. Here's some Truth for you bud. When the Tsunami hit a few years back The (useless) animals knew, by instinct, that trouble was looming and headed for safety. I wonder how many of "Gods faithful" they passed on the way to safety. I'm sure your condition wont allow you to process that. I thought Id give it a shot. At least there's hope for your grandson. jesus was just a man, a Jewish rabbi who spoke of peace on compassion for the less fortunate, he wanted to bring change and reform to his religion, which was some form of Judism. He died, did not RISE FROM THE DEAD LIKE A ZOMBIE IN A HORROR FLICK, His death has nothing to do with me. You the type of goof that gives xian opposition a lot of ammo to give the respectable xians a hard time. Get a grip

Answer 3

I'm a Christian. I believe we are all entitled to our own beliefs - including atheists. I believe in evolution to a certain extent - I believe it is GOD DIRECTED. I know that monkeys have been around for more than "a couple of years", tadpoles develop into frogs, and caterpillars turn into butterflies, but there is NO WAY man came from apes and the "missing link" will never be found because it isn't missing - it doesn't exist.

I also believe it is your right and your business whether or not you disown your grandson / continue to pay for his college... but it is not your right to tell him how to live his life.

I also believe your posts do more to harm the Christian faith than to help it....are you a poser?

Answer 4

If so, the monkey will not existing any more.
We still can see monkey nowaday. You are in superinsitution however you will be a good man at least you will scare of your behaviour with a god watching you.
From your words, you are not a happy guy since your god doesn't help you.
Sit down and think which can help you?

Answer 5

Wow, your little rant here is all over the place and doesn't make much sense. But to address the issue of the "monkeys and evolution"....you can't deny it. There is documented, physical proof, things you can touch and see for yourself. I personally have no problem with you believing in God, good for you if you do, but you can't alter history because it doesn't fit your perfect little story.

And leave your poor grandson alone. Even if he does decide he likes boys more than girls, he's ok and he's still your family. You should love him no matter what.

Answer 6

Rotflmao. You are such a funny troll Colson.

No monkeys on earth until god put them here "a few years ago". Are you saying when you were born there were no monkeys? Woah, you just admitted that you are older than dirt!

Oh and just to piss you off

*does a hippie dance*

Answer 7

"There is no excuse for you not following the word of Jesus Christ" ... unless of course you discount the theory of Jesus' existence like you discount the rest of the bumf in The Goat Herders' Guide to the Galaxy.
Then it'd all be meaningless, wouldn't it?

Either your grandson is gay or he's not - one can not catch being gay; one does not become gay to spite someone.
I know that's pretty hard to understand seeing as you've been trained to 'think' otherwise.

And I don't think I'm smart because I'm an Atheist; I know I'm an Atheist cos I'm smart.

Answer 8

I feel like I need to pretense all of these types of messages by saying "If you're not joking then..."

You are everything that is wrong with religion. You are why I hate Christianity for spreading hate and ignorance to people who deserve better.

If you WANT to be godly, that's YOUR problem.

Enjoy your day you bitter, scared, selfish old man.

Answer 9

Don't you realize that you are defeating your own purpose with these posts? Instead of convincing people that they should follow Christ, you are forcefully pushing them away from Christ with your ideas and attitudes. What is it you are trying to accomplish here if not to try to convince people to turn to Christ? You are doing the exact opposite of that. Keep it up! The more you post these "questions", the more you will drive people away from what you are trying to convince them of...

Answer 10

The scientific theory of evolution doesn't require donation every week. If there is a god than he she it doesn't have a religion. If you believe in god fine, but don't try and cram your beliefs down my throat or children that are not yours.