A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive blonde neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox. She opened it then slammed it shut and stormed back into the house. A little later she came out of her house again, went to the mailbox and again opened it, and slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the house she went.
As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, she came out again, marched to the mailbox, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever. Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, “Is something wrong?” To which she replied, “There certainly is!”
My stupid computer keeps saying, “You’ve got mail!”
Q: What do UFO's and smart blondes have in common?
A: You keep hearing about them, but never see any.
Q: What did the blonde do when she heard on the news that over 90% of accidents occur at the home?
A: She moved.
I have nothing against blondes, but I found a website with cool blonde jokes, and I wanted to share them.
2007-06-07 01:01:30 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
the website is
www.coolblondejokes.com
2007-06-07 01:50:13 · update #1
what's the site... it's funny
2007-06-07 01:05:55 · answer #1 · answered by Natin90s 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Like them(especially the first one) 10/10 starred
2007-06-07 01:05:05 · answer #2 · answered by Citizen Mac 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! Ha Ha! Poor blondes!
2007-06-07 04:27:34 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1st one is the best i like lol a star 4 u
2007-06-07 01:08:41 · answer #4 · answered by BrooklynNY 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
im blonde,no offense taken,good jokes
2007-06-07 01:35:05 · answer #5 · answered by slinger_sous 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha! Very nice!
2007-06-07 01:05:53 · answer #6 · answered by Kay 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
those are old - funny, but old
2007-06-07 01:07:22 · answer #7 · answered by cbagc2002 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
umm they were ok.
2007-06-07 01:39:12 · answer #8 · answered by me 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thanks to share i really dont know the answer!
ILL STAR CUZ THIS WOMAN IS MAD!
2007-06-07 01:07:43 · answer #9 · answered by jade s 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋