has anyone got any good come backs that i could say, they have to be insulting and funny at the same time but nothing to over the top.
please i am out of my own come backs, please help me out.
2007-06-06 20:35:02 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Here you go:
http://www.humorsphere.com/insults/put-downs.htm
http://www.humorsphere.com/insults/comebacks.htm
http://www.butlerwebs.com/jokes/insults.htm
http://www.comedy-zone.net/jokes/laugh/insults/index.htm
http://www.insultfinder.com/
My favorite has always been "What did you say? I don't speak 'retarded'."
Hope this helps!
2007-06-06 20:42:51 · answer #1 · answered by p37ry 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I wouldn't say you were ugly but when you were a baby your mother used to push you around in a pushchair with shutters on.
Your house smells so bad you have to use a pig as an air freshener.
2007-06-06 21:07:31 · answer #2 · answered by mentor 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Try stringing together a load of words one a couple of examples are:
Shut it you donkey molesting goat fondler
or
go have erotic encounters with a sheep you welsh bred sack of c*ap
or even
eat sh*t you monkey faced boll*ck tugger
hope these help sweetness
2007-06-07 00:23:53 · answer #3 · answered by Satan's avatar 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Your Face.
... thats what my friends and i do...
i.e Say my friend just said that they say the ugliest thing, i woudl then say, your face is the ugliest thing...
they have evolved into more insulting things... however... they are a little too insulting...
2007-06-06 20:58:57 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
You're so ugly, your mom used to feed you with a slingshot.
Your breath smells so bad, it smells like your tongue farted.
Your teeth are so bad, it looks like your tongue is in jail.
You're so ugly, your mom had to tie sausages to your clothes to make the dog play with you.
:)
2007-06-07 00:50:13 · answer #5 · answered by Big G 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
well i had a freind that used to call me lue ferigno, well he has a studder, and one day i had had enough and said what ever stt stt stt stt udder boy. he didnt now what to do and gave me props cause i shut him up. lmao. guess u would have had to been there. but it was nice and sweet comeback. gl.
2007-06-06 21:03:49 · answer #6 · answered by Gina B 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
How about:
If you were ceral you'd be snap, crackle and Duh!
Your mama so fat i had to take two buses to get on her good side!
2007-06-06 23:51:22 · answer #7 · answered by L 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
hang on l'll ask the missus; she's got an answer for everything
2007-06-07 00:26:13 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
how about "putting teeth in your mouth spoiled a good a**ehole"
2007-06-06 20:43:04 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
ummm, im not sure!! sorry xx
2007-06-06 20:39:53 · answer #10 · answered by lalala 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋