2007-06-06 20:29:44 · 9 answers · asked by ? 1 in Health ➔ Other - Health
I was traveling in Scandinavia and pressed the button to get the elevator. A little light on the button lit up saying "I fart."
That obviously meant something else in Danish - likely from a common root with the German 'fahren,' to go by vehicle. But it was funny, nonetheless.
2007-06-06 20:42:21 · answer #1 · answered by mr_fartson 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When someone farts loud, instead of criticizing, I bow to someone else like a little old Chinese lady and say, "Thank you, Thank you." It truly is a blast for everyone. Actually it works better on the street where they are not so close together.
2007-06-07 03:50:21 · answer #2 · answered by Margaret Rose C 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
At precisely the same time as the floor-counter bell rings, or someone else farts!
2007-06-07 03:33:40 · answer #3 · answered by Nénuphar 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
anytime it's very crowded; you can do it quietly; and somebody else gets off before you. (the first person off the elevator after a farter has struck is usually the one who gets the blame).
2007-06-07 03:32:09 · answer #4 · answered by jbone907 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Just when the bell rings or when the door opens .hheee heee
2007-06-07 03:32:25 · answer #5 · answered by sajeel s 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When you are riding by yourself. Or maybe with Helen Keller.
2007-06-07 03:32:49 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
when ur about 2 get off or if its crowded
2007-06-07 03:38:12 · answer #7 · answered by Poorlyone 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
let it go and immediately say WTF, and move to a corner
2007-06-07 03:32:39 · answer #8 · answered by Hobo 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Right before you get off... duh!
2007-06-07 03:31:25 · answer #9 · answered by p37ry 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋