There was an elderly man who wanted to make his younger wife pregnant. So, he went to the doctor to have a sperm count done. The doctor told him to take a specimen cup home, fill it, and bring it back the next day. The elderly man came back the next day and the specimen cup was empty and the lid was on it. Doctor: What was the problem? Elderly man: Well, you I tried with my right hand...nothing. So, I tried with my left hand...nothing. My wife tried with her right hand...nothing. Her left hand...nothing. Her mouth...nothing. Then my wife's friend tried. Right hand, left hand, mouth....still nothing. Doctor: Wait a minute. You mean your wife's friend too?! Elderly man: Yeah, and we still couldn't get the lid off of the specimen cup.
2007-06-06 18:29:09 · 7 answers · asked by Gina B 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
A guy walks into a sperm donor bank wearing a ski mask and holding a gun. He goes up to the nurse and demands her to open the sperm bank vault. She says "But sir, its just a sperm bank!", "I don't care, open it now!!!" he replies. So she opens the door to the vault and inside are all the sperm samples. The guy says "Take one of those sperm samples and drink it!", she looks at him "BUT, they are sperm samples???" , "DO IT!". So the nurse sucks it back. "That one there, drink that one as well.", so the nurse drinks that one as well. Finally after 4 samples the man takes off his ski mask and says, "See honey - its not that hard."
2007-06-06 18:30:56 · update #1
haha those were funny....i had never heard the one about the old couple before!
2007-06-06 18:32:27 · answer #1 · answered by D.C. 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good ones, especially the old man. I had my laugh for the day, ty.
2007-06-07 01:52:00 · answer #2 · answered by flamingo 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lmao.. HILARIOUS.. but.. "stop giving the men ideas"..
hahahahahahhahahahahahahaha
good ones again.. thanx for the laugh
2007-06-07 02:23:34 · answer #3 · answered by PerFecT StrAngEr.. is back 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL, both 20/10
2007-06-07 01:32:50 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
fell off my chair laughing so hard.
2007-06-07 01:43:59 · answer #5 · answered by ~Sheila~ 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahahahaha the second one is HILARIOUS
2007-06-07 02:23:56 · answer #6 · answered by shoosh_b 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao!.................... funny.
2007-06-07 01:41:23 · answer #7 · answered by iceman 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋