A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary. As the couple reflected on that magical evening 25 years ago, the wife asked the husband, "When you first saw my naked body in front of you, what was going through your mind?"
The husband replied, "All I wanted to do was to bang your brains out, and suck your tatas dry."
Then, as the wife undressed, she asked, "What are you thinking now?"
He replied, "It looks as if I did a pretty good job."
2007-06-06 18:24:55 · 12 answers · asked by Gina B 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman."
She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?"
A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".
2007-06-06 18:25:53 · update #1
LOL, both get a 10/10
2007-06-06 18:30:02 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-07 00:59:33 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The second one rates four stars.
The first one is 2 stars.
2007-06-06 19:17:40 · answer #3 · answered by Encryptor 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Cute!
2007-06-06 18:28:10 · answer #4 · answered by Mizzshutterbug 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
lmao.. those mean men! quite funny..
hahahahahahahahahahahahhaha
good ones.. thanx for the laugh
2007-06-06 19:21:03 · answer #5 · answered by PerFecT StrAngEr.. is back 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
very good funny
2007-06-06 18:32:49 · answer #6 · answered by lonestarmom 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The first one is REALLY funny but the second one is MEAN hahahaha but thanks anyway!!
2007-06-06 19:20:31 · answer #7 · answered by shoosh_b 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thank you for sharing
2007-06-06 18:29:05 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
really nice
2007-06-06 18:30:13 · answer #9 · answered by nimesh 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How old are the women? They must be damn old?
But yes, thanks, very funny.
2007-06-06 18:29:20 · answer #10 · answered by Kay 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋