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Worm in the grass?
A little lad and grandpop were on the lawn.
Pops saw the lad doing something and went to look.
The lad was pulling worms out of the grass.
Grandad said "Don't do that son, they're good for the grass, the holes they make helps the water to feed the roots".
Then he saw the lad had about 6 worms.
"Tell you what", he said, "For every worm you get back down a hole, I'll give you a dollar".
The lad starts to poke the worms back in the holes but they squirmed so much, he couldn't get them in.
Then, he had an idea. He ran into the house and got his mum's hairspray. He stretched out a worm and sprayed it, picked up the now stiffened worm and poked it straight down a hole. Grandad was watching this, highly interested.
The lad got 5 worms down and grandad gave him $5 saying "Well done,my boy".
Next day, grandad went to the lad and said, "Here's your $5 dollars son".
The lad said, "but you gave it to me yesterday, looking puzzled"
"Ah, That's from grandma" said Pops.

2007-06-06 17:08:57 · 9 answers · asked by Norrie 7 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

9 answers

to those who didnt get it. i think i understand it this way.

as the grandpa was very old, his member probably couldnt stand or stiffened up anymore.

and the boy's method of using the spray to stiff it.

grandpa probably used it on grandma, and she being pleased also gives boy the $5 haha

:)

2007-06-06 17:22:51 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Hehehehe....funny.

2007-06-06 17:13:26 · answer #2 · answered by lt 3 · 0 0

Not great, but a star for effort.

2007-06-06 17:18:44 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Funny.!!!

2007-06-06 17:20:04 · answer #4 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0 0

Lol good one.

2007-06-06 17:16:48 · answer #5 · answered by richard_beckham2001 7 · 0 0

hehehehehe

2007-06-06 20:02:54 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

oooh that would hurt

2007-06-06 20:39:07 · answer #7 · answered by markhatter 6 · 1 0

not bad

2007-06-06 19:32:26 · answer #8 · answered by a Real Truthseeker 7 · 0 0

I dont get it... uh.. wait.... eeeEEWWWWWWW.....

2007-06-06 17:13:31 · answer #9 · answered by pretty shy 3 · 1 0

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