2007-06-06 17:00:40 · 42 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I am a dynamic figure, often seen scaling walls and crushing ice. I have been known to remodel train stations on my lunch breaks, making them more efficient in the area of heat retention. I translate ethnic slurs for Cuban refugees, I write award-winning operas, and I manage time efficiently. Occasionally, I tread water for three days in a row.
I woo women with my sensuous and godlike trombone playing, I can pilot bicycles up severe inclines with unflagging speed, and I cook Thirty Minute Brownies in twenty minutes. I am an expert in stucco, a veteran in love, and an outlaw in Peru.
Using only a hoe and a large glass of water, I once single-handedly defended a small village in the Amazon Basin from a horde of ferocious army ants. I play bluegrass cello. I was scouted by the Mets. I am the subject of numerous documentaries. When I'm bored, I build large suspension bridges in my yard. I enjoy urban hang gliding. On Wednesdays, after school, I repair electrical appliances free of charge.
I am an abstract artist, a concrete analyst, and a ruthless bookie. Critics worldwide swoon over my original line of corduroy eveningwear. I don't perspire. I am a private citizen, yet I receive fan mail. I have been caller number nine and won the weekend passes. Last summer I toured New Jersey with a traveling centrifugal-force demonstration. I bat .400. My deft floral arrangements have earned me fame in international botany circles. Children trust me.
I can hurl tennis rackets at small moving objects with deadly accuracy. I once read Paradise Lost, Moby Dick, and David Copperfield in one day and still had time to refurbish an entire dining room that evening. I know the exact location of every food item in the supermarket. I have performed covert operations for the CIA. I sleep once a week; when I do
sleep, I sleep in a chair. While on vacation in Canada, I successfully negotiated with a group of terrorists who had seized a small bakery. The laws of physics do not apply to me.
I balance, I weave, I dodge, I frolic, and my bills are all paid. On weekends, to let off steam, I participate in full-contact origami. Years ago I discovered the meaning of life but forgot to write it down. I have made extraordinary four-course meals using only a Mouli and a toaster oven. I breed prizewinning clams. I have won bullfights in San Juan, cliff-diving competitions in Sri Lanka, and spelling bees at the Kremlin. I have played Hamlet, I have performed open-heart surgery, and I have spoken with Elvis.
2007-06-06 17:11:47 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 8⤊ 0⤋
Senior Administrative Assistant to two Vice Presidents
2007-06-06 17:06:19 · answer #2 · answered by Nandina (Bunny Slipper Goddess) 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Electrical Engineer
2007-06-06 17:07:09 · answer #3 · answered by ? 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Purchasing Manager
2007-06-06 17:02:43 · answer #4 · answered by Roxie J Squared 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
College Student/academic research, Salaried Management, Personal Trainer, Security, and full-time parent.
2007-06-06 17:04:33 · answer #5 · answered by Patrick the Carpathian, CaFO 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Right now I just finished a 3 year graphic design degree in college (and I'm 43) but mostly I do volunteer work, Christian biker ministry, helping the teens in trouble, drug addicts, suicidals, helping christians that are injured by other christians and feel hopeless, and so on... It doesn't pay much on earth but it is part of my treasure in heaven....
Where my heart is is where my treasure will be... Thank be to God.
I'm planning on a good RETernalMENT with my husband who does the same also.
God bless you
2007-06-06 17:33:16 · answer #6 · answered by monfille 3 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Man, I can't compete with Printninja on this one... give that Guy the ten points.
I'm a college student, currently working part-time at a grocery store, waiting for the Summer II session to start so I can take another damned math class.
2007-06-06 17:21:07 · answer #7 · answered by Doc Occam 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
University student.
Just finished 18 credit hours. Now I'm taking 6 for summer on an accelerated (6-week) basis. Tough stuff, but I have loads of free time on the laptop.
P.S. My answers get really snappy when I have papers due.
2007-06-06 17:06:12 · answer #8 · answered by Dalarus 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
My wife and I are retired and live in the Smoky Mountains
I spent 20 years in Ministry and I am a retire Licensed Funeral Director. My wife retired from Kimberly-Clark--she was an executive secretary.
2007-06-06 17:10:41 · answer #9 · answered by j.wisdom 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I'm a truck driver. I drove a big truck (tractor trailer) for ten years, now I do what is a specialized part of trucking that's called expediting where we focus on just in time freight which is usually freight that has to be delivered quickly to keep production lines running.
2007-06-06 17:04:06 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋