i personally think it's incurable sexual venereals...
2007-06-06 16:11:25 · 18 answers · asked by drunken pumpkin 6 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
When you die, god says, "Psyche! Only the atheists get to go to heaven. I only reward my most clever creations."
2007-06-06 16:19:57 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
Diseases and virussd are not to be thought of as being funny, even if the genitalia becomes very itchy. God doesn't have a sense of humor!!! He's bipolar, angry and greedy, not a guy you'd want to meet.
2007-06-06 16:17:21 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
People.
2007-06-06 16:16:20 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The God you speak of has told the men in his religion that they transcend women. Now, that is even more hilarious because only Gays really understand just how out in front women are.
2007-06-06 16:32:51 · answer #4 · answered by Terry 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hiccups
We can't scratch our own backs
The foods that are best for us are the ones that taste the worst.
The Platypus
That we are made in his image and we have a sense of humor.
2007-06-06 16:17:11 · answer #5 · answered by tas211 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Creationists.
2007-06-06 16:14:10 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
there is no proof that a god has a sense of humor any more than there is any proof of a god
quit strokin yourself like that!
2007-06-06 16:15:57 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Never answered a single one of my prayers when I called myself a Catholic. Let me suffer threw some very hard times all alone.
He was laughing at me for believing in him.
2007-06-06 16:16:21 · answer #8 · answered by Vintage Glamour 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
i wrote a song about this at church camp. my group said platypus, abraham's wife sarah having a baby when she was 100, birds with wings that cannot fly, and hippos.
2007-06-06 16:18:12 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
or what is the ultimate proof that unicorns have blue eyes
2007-06-06 16:13:56 · answer #10 · answered by 8theist 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋