What primal behaviour are you exhibiting or trying to communicate with your itty bitty minds?
2007-06-06 15:56:44 · 16 answers · asked by Hot Coco Puff 7 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
It ususally only happens when 'gents' are comfy with your presence and they find it hysterical the more appalled you look so I guess its their rebellious inner child at play
2007-06-06 21:08:35 · answer #1 · answered by ~*tigger*~ ** 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
There are many ways to tell a lady who commands..farting is one of them, you must have heard about the Command Fart..defined as: this is one of the most frightening of all farts. It is frightening to farter and spectator alike. It has a sound of pain to it. What is most diagnostic about it, however, is its length. It is the longest-lasting fart there is. It will sometimes leave the farter unable to speak. As though he has had the wind knocked out of him. A strong, loud, wavering fart, it goes on for at least fifteen seconds.
I bet guys out there can impress any woman with this kinda fart,,Good luck
2007-06-06 21:06:53 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Well Coco they not gentmen if they behave like this in front of a lady. It just shows you what type of home they come from. No basic manners
2007-06-06 16:01:05 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
properly those days, women can fart organic cyanide, so for gods sake guy pass get your self a gas mask and run for the hills!!!! yet of path, youll ought to attend out something of eternity on your new shelter, so be valuable to %. up some j-14 magazines to entertain your self. yet do it at as quickly as on account which you by no ability understand the place youll be whilst they launch their coordinated attack on all of mankind!!!!
2016-12-12 13:48:05 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it is totally healthy to fart, dr oz says that a person farts about 14 to 20 times a day and that normal. If you don't fart then you are not in good health.
2007-06-06 16:06:36 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sometimes medical conditions exists that may contribute accidental flatulence. Then again some people don't consider it a taboo.
2007-06-06 16:02:19 · answer #6 · answered by Mike Jones 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah..and girls don't poop...
look...I am not saying it is ok...but life happens..
yes I try to have "life" happen in the bathroom as often as possible...but ..sometimes even getting off the couch will prompt it..and egg salad sandwiches and kidney beans don't help...
but again...the BR..is the place for all that....
2007-06-06 16:00:52 · answer #7 · answered by juanes addicion 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Their devolving back in to apes. Maybe their marking their territory. It's really disgusting.
2007-06-06 16:04:21 · answer #8 · answered by xoɟ ʍous 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
WHAT? you mean it's not? OH NO!!!!! all these years of flatulance up in smoke... well a flash really, I usually light them too
2007-06-06 16:03:14 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I guess they are either rude, or they couldn't hold it in, lol. Or if it is your bf or something, they feel very comfortable around you :P
2007-06-06 16:06:47 · answer #10 · answered by Amy P 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋