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OK, i just got out of school, and my mom put me into a math games camp to entertain me, and i REALLY dont want to go back. If i miss a day, i get kicked out, and then will never have to go back. What is a realistic way to look horribly sick like your going to vomit, and make her think im really sick and let me stay home?

2007-06-06 13:45:50 · 11 answers · asked by James 2 in Health Other - Health

I tried to speak with my mom. She didnt care what i had to say, and said i could deal with ten weeks of math problems. Also, i am in algebra now, and she put me in geometry class, and u have no idea whats going on, so i sit in the back and stare off for the whole 6 hours.

2007-06-06 13:54:10 · update #1

11 answers

Did you talk to your mother and tell her your feelings? It is always better to be honest with someone who loves you.

2007-06-06 13:50:40 · answer #1 · answered by karen wonderful 6 · 0 0

pretend like your stomach really hurts. Tell yourself that you are cramping and make yourself beleive it. As you do it, react to the way you would feel based on how you would really feel if your stomach was hurting. Grab your stomach and pretend to feel the pain of it. Act like you are in pain basically. Nobody will ever suspect you were faking it. If they do, tell them you dont care what they think cause it hurts and you dont want to talk about it cause it hurts too much. That should work. If you have a video camera reherse it before doing the big event. Look in the mirror and make sure you look beleivable. Like an actress playing the part of a movie, get it right Trust me, you can get away with being dishonest!

2016-05-18 09:15:05 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

#1 get a heating pad and put it up to your face
#2 the night before ware like 3 shirts and 2 pants ..... ect so your body temp. goes up
#3 tell your mom a few days before the camp starts that " i don't feel you gooooooood"
#4 tell your mom you have "the bad poops" ....... even if you don't she won't look
#5 sleep really late intil like noon and then go to bed right after dinner...... if your moms like my mom she will know some things wrong!

hope these help....now get to work

2007-06-06 13:54:06 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

watch Fereis Bueller's Day Off. He's a pro.

2007-06-06 13:53:13 · answer #4 · answered by Sarah W 2 · 0 0

Lie down and act like you can barely move or talk. When you do talk, barely move your lips and refuse to open your eyes and speak briefly, using as few words as possible.

Say stuff like, "Can't talk," "bucket," and "sick". Yes or no responses should only be uttered with as little mouth movement as possible, like "uh-huh" and "uh-uh".

2007-06-06 13:48:55 · answer #5 · answered by Mickey Mouse Spears 7 · 0 0

stress about this so much that you get a migraine---for real. Never fake anything.
I was asked to speak once in front of a group- huge terror- gave myself a migraine, did not have to speak.

2007-06-06 13:49:41 · answer #6 · answered by northville 5 · 0 0

take a laxative...stick a finger down your throat...eat fifteen boiled eggs...eat a whole 32 oz jar of iracle whip...spend a long time in the bathroom moaning...horugh youself down a flight of stairs...scream in pain and poitn to your ear saying unintelligible things...

good luck! (=

2007-06-06 13:58:51 · answer #7 · answered by Bee 4 · 0 0

get some ipecac. Only take very little to get realistic vomiting.

2007-06-06 13:52:40 · answer #8 · answered by RebelDixie 2 · 0 0

Go to math camp.

2007-06-06 13:49:08 · answer #9 · answered by Susan L 3 · 0 1

breathe heavily....and.....squint your eyes almost like your gonna cry but dont over do it cause then it could be seen as a fake.....and you must do things to lead up to that point....so it seems real.....^_^

2007-06-06 13:49:39 · answer #10 · answered by Eli . 1 · 0 0

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