An old man sitting at the mall watched a teenager intently. The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, orange, and blue. The old man kept staring at him.
When the teenager had enough, he sarcastically asked, "What's the matter, old man? Never done anything wild in your life?"
The old man did not bat an eye when he responded, "Got drunk once and had sex with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son!"
2007-06-06 12:45:42 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
With age comes wisdom! HAHAHA I love it!
2007-06-06 12:54:23 · answer #1 · answered by billy brite 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I like the ones about old people. Very funny
2007-06-06 20:20:26 · answer #2 · answered by MaY 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ouch! Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-06-06 20:00:56 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ooo Senior Burn!! Ooo Ouch!! I love it!!! Amazing comeback for an old guy!
2007-06-06 20:44:52 · answer #4 · answered by Fuzzy-ekf 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i herd the vershon were he sed parrot instead ov peacock but hey, worth da laff
2007-06-06 19:51:27 · answer #5 · answered by oNe.Love. 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
hahahhahaha good one..im gonna tell it to my frineds!! XD
2007-06-06 19:50:05 · answer #6 · answered by Mauricio Z 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one
2007-06-06 20:18:47 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one, but lame lol lol lol
2007-06-06 19:56:11 · answer #8 · answered by skeeter195848 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
lol niiice
2007-06-06 19:51:26 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hey good one!
2007-06-06 19:49:20 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋