Is this marital bliss?
A man and a woman who had never met before, but were both married to
other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a
transcontinental train.
Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, They were
both very tired and fell asleep quickly.... him in the upper bunk and she in the lower.
At 1:00 AM, the man leaned over and gently woke the woman saying, "Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold. "
"I have a better idea, " she replied." Just for tonight, let's Just pretend that we're married."
"Wow! That's a great idea! " he exclaimed!
"Good, " she replied... "Get your own F***ing blanket.!"
2007-06-06 12:23:29 · 20 answers · asked by ? 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
No otw not alcohol just a bad day and needed to laugh myself! I'm trying to make up for those violation mails. I was innocent so I might as well do something to deserve them! lol
2007-06-06 12:54:55 · update #1
You're a case you aren't you?
Here's one for you.......Got barred from B & Q today.
Some smart ar$e came up to me in an orange apron and asked me if I wanted decking....luckily I got the first punch in......
2007-06-06 13:02:31 · answer #1 · answered by steve f 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋
the place are you from??? Your english might desire to apply some brushing up! Is your boyfriend the comparable nationality as you?? besides i chanced on what you reported very stunning! you are able to desire to be youthful. seem, i comprehend its no longer difficulty-free, yet now and lower back you are able to desire to no longer difficulty-free for a guy to get to, like he has to kiss you to relish you. So pass away him for somewhat, i advise nevertheless communicate, yet make out you're too busy for him, concentration on different issues, like learn english lol. Jokes. yet fairly make him omit you sweety, and see wht he does! He might forget approximately approximately kanchana and chase you. men LOVE a sturdy chase!!!
2016-10-07 00:32:23 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Marriage sucks! lol! 10!
2007-06-06 13:03:09 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I actually laughed out loud for this one...got my grandsons questioning my sanity!
2007-06-07 01:20:07 · answer #4 · answered by Susie Q 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha heard it where the woman gets the blanket.!!!
Good one.!!!
Funny.!!!
2007-06-06 12:29:49 · answer #5 · answered by JAM123 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Old as the hills!
2007-06-06 12:28:23 · answer #6 · answered by franja 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha thats brilliant!! hehe keep them coming!! xx
2007-06-06 20:44:27 · answer #7 · answered by lalala 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol...found that very funny...maybe you gotta be married to appreciate it..
2007-06-06 12:58:29 · answer #8 · answered by sunshine 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Great stuff..cheered me up...thanx
2007-06-06 12:26:28 · answer #9 · answered by nightowl 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
kinda funny
2007-06-06 12:26:54 · answer #10 · answered by shnaz 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋