A gentleman had called room service.
"And will there be anything else, sir?" the bellboy asked after setting out an elaborate dinner for two.
"No thank you," the gentleman replied. "That will be all."
As the young man turned to leave, he noticed a beautiful satin negligee on the bed. "Anything for your wife?" he asked.
"Yeah! That's a good idea," the fellow said. "Please bring up a postcard."
2007-06-06 12:10:20 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
A case of while the cat's away fidgety.
Why did the unfaithful man buy his wife a dog?
If his wife overhears him saying, "Lie down, roll over,give it to me and I'll give you a bone," she thinks it's the dog he's talking to.
2007-06-06 23:24:08 · answer #1 · answered by the gunners 7 · 2⤊ 2⤋
What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.
2007-06-06 19:14:56 · answer #2 · answered by dct14300 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
What a thoughtful guy . . . I probably would have forgotten to send her a postcard.
2007-06-06 19:24:07 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
That happened to me last weekend!How strange is that?The bellhop got a good tip that night!
2007-06-06 19:14:52 · answer #4 · answered by Stomper69 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
bwahahaha!! meanwhile the bellboy was cheating with the wife...
2007-06-06 22:54:23 · answer #5 · answered by Zealotta 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! lol! 10!
2007-06-06 20:09:48 · answer #6 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cheating bastard..very funny
2007-06-06 20:19:41 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha good one
2007-06-06 19:52:52 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha a..........aww.....dun feel angry that the guy is cheating on his wife!!!
his wife is also doing the same!!!
2007-06-06 21:31:21 · answer #9 · answered by Yisi 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Funny.!!!
Wife is at home ha ha.!!!
2007-06-06 19:33:43 · answer #10 · answered by JAM123 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋