Go swimming, then shake water on everybody!!
2007-06-14 11:25:48
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answer #1
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answered by shihtzugirl 4
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Well maybe one day you decided to wonder beyond your boundies, and travle on to land. Expecting it to be dangrous and adventurest, little friendly dogs came a long and rised you as there own, you were so used to the dog ways you forgot about home and slowly formed into a dog, not relizing this of course. One day evil people came and took you from your freedom and they put you in a display case in there animal shelter.
One day a friendly family of four saw you sitting in the window looking out at the world and desided to buy you. When you got to there house, you first got used to your new surroundings then head off the toilet for a nice refreshing drink and to your surprise you were no longer a fish you were a dog! And because you found this out the world exploded and everyone died, but you a lonly dog flooting around in space.
2007-06-06 11:47:08
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answer #2
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answered by Rain-- 3
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hike your leg and piss on everything you can[if you're a male ]
if you're a female then just squat.......
you was born a fish....you were eaten by a bird that crap you out on dry land.....when the land owner mowed his lawn the mower blew you back in the pond....there you returned as a fish but was eaten by the cat, then the bland dog kill the cat..
while the dog was making the cat his dinner you slid whole down the dogs throat, just then the neighbor's big male dog came and bred with the dog that ate you...then you came out with the litter of puppies......the puppies owner gave you all the the animal control....when you was 4mons old they was going to have you fix, so you ran away.....now you have no clue where you belong....the pound is looking for you so be careful.......i would take you in as my pet, but i already see that you'll be to much trouble.......sorry
2007-06-12 16:03:39
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answer #3
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answered by LITTLE_JOHN 5
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if you were born a fish and now your a dog then your most likely going to die as a horse
By the way, stay off of the dope
2007-06-14 11:26:52
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answer #4
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answered by Anonymous
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Life will no longer be in the fishbowl.You will now have to learn to like dogfood and trips to the vet.Also stay in your own backyard or you may end up at the pound.Be a good dog now.Sit.Stay.Roll over.Make sure you do your business outside.People don't like cleaning up after you.
2007-06-11 15:43:14
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answer #5
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answered by sharen d 6
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I wouldn't make any quick moves. If this all of sudden happened just like that (snap), with another snap you could be a camel or baboon.
Just sit quietly, maybe nobody will notice you.
Oh, but you like attention or you wouldn't have knocked out this question.
You didn't say if you were a cute little dog or a killer. What kind are you?
2007-06-06 11:45:52
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answer #6
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answered by bluebonnetgranny 7
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Don't sweat it, a dog's life is much better than a fish's
2007-06-12 23:46:00
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answer #7
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answered by Ellie 5
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Uh oh... Your parents (obviously being a dog and a fish) certainly got it on one night when they got drunk, didn't they?
2007-06-14 01:53:45
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answer #8
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answered by Amara 3
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ooookkkk!!!
well u r one smart dog/fish! i mean knowing u were reborn a a fish but were a dog!
and a fish that can type! type to ur owner to get u a bigger tank!
otherwise take care....blub blub blub!
2007-06-12 21:48:33
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answer #9
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answered by Anonymous
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face it! most men are born as whatever and they all turn to dogs in the end lol..sorry theres nothin you can do about it.
2007-06-14 01:17:43
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answer #10
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answered by Dreamer818 2
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fish r gay, go 2 ur local animal shelter and get a life
2007-06-06 13:34:21
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answered by Anonymous
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