Nope, the're great just like you and me. But they are also the brunt of some funny jokes...nothing personal to those which are fair haired...
Red Ears
A blonde with two red ears went to her doctor. The doctor asked her what had happened to her ears and she answered, "I was ironing a shirt and the phone rang - but instead of picking up the phone I accidentally picked up the iron and stuck it to my ear."
"Oh Dear!" the doctor exclaimed in disbelief. "But. what happened to your other ear?" "The son of a ***** called back."
2007-06-06 11:21:09 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ventriloquist
A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing a show in a small town in Arkansas. With his dummy on his knee, he starts going through his usual dumb blonde jokes when a blonde woman in the 4th row stands on her chair and starts shouting: "I've heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes. What makes you think you can stereotype women that way? What does the color of a person's hair have to do with her worth as a human being? It's guys like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in the community and from reaching our full potential as a person. Because you and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against not only blondes, but women in general and all in the name of humor!" The embarrassed ventriloquist begins to apologize, and the blonde yells, "You stay out of this, mister! I'm talking to that little **** on your knee."
2007-06-06 11:21:39 · update #1
Just want to tell you you made my day there one from me to you
The veterinarian told the blonde that her dog needed some exercise.
"You need to make sure this dog runs around," the doctor said.
"Try playing a game of fetch with him."
"I can't play fetch with my dog," the blonde said. "Why not?" the doctor asked.
"Because," she replied, "He can't throw."
2007-06-06 11:28:07 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
lol now being a blonde honestly I get a lot of crap and sexual advaces but these jokes are cute. It's just too bad some people actually believe blondes are that dumb.
2007-06-06 18:55:57 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
haha I am blonde but whatever, these are still funny the first ones kind of sounds like me or my friends and the 2nd one took me a second but i got it..they were funny
2007-06-06 18:25:57 · answer #3 · answered by ? 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
lol haven't heard those jokes before blonde jokes are great and they usually fit that personality which makes the joke true
2007-06-06 18:25:37 · answer #4 · answered by Mike D 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Haha! I love blond jokes, my favourite one is the one about the blond the brunette and the redhead who are running from the law...I'm sure you've heard it. :)
2007-06-06 18:25:29 · answer #5 · answered by Pants in a Pear Tree 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The first one is old, but the second one is really funny. A classic.
2007-06-06 18:23:53 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
the 2nd was good heard the first b4 you get a star
2007-06-06 18:25:24 · answer #7 · answered by aabigaa2 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Thats funny :)
2007-06-06 18:24:09 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
whatcha call a redhead with two blondes?
an interpereter!
2007-06-06 18:24:28 · answer #9 · answered by michael 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
i'm happy to be blonde-i'll admit, i dont get things very quickly, it takes me awile-lol
2007-06-06 18:24:39 · answer #10 · answered by Rose 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋