Don't listen to that silly poster recommending that you use an ice cream scoop...that is waaaayyy to big - you'd be gouging your eyesockets out and taking some of your nose with it.
Try a melon baller. Smaller, neater, a tidier extraction of the sinful eye. Or you could go whole hog and use a decorative knife - for fancy scalloped edges around your eye sockets.
Either way, make it festive!
2007-06-06 10:38:31
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answer #1
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answered by Anonymous
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The Bible isn't telling you to physically gouge out your eyes or otherwise you would be nothing but bones. Every part of our body sins, including our tongue [lies], ears, eyes, hands, etc. What's more important is to get rid of the thing that is causing you to lust and control the part of your body that is falling into sin. It`s not easy, so that's why it`s a harsh command. But its not impossible if you ask God for help.
2007-06-06 10:36:34
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answered by miszjanee 2
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This statement by Jesus is within the context of addressing whether or not self-rightousness is sufficient to get a person in to heaven. If it is, then a person should do WHATEVER it takes to be rightous enough, since the alternative, going to hell, cannot be as bad as being blind in one eye throughout the rest of your life, and then getting into heaven. The point being, that self-rightousness is NOT good enough. [Eventually, you would end up having to gouge out the other eye, too. Sin is a condition in the soul, not something caused by errant body parts.] That is the point Jesus is illustrating.
Sin exhibits itself by acting through our body and its parts, but cutting things off won't cure the spiritual problem. While mortification of the body can solve some issues, it leaves the larger one untouched: how to stop sinning, and how to stop being a sinner? Only the rightousness that results from faith in Jesus is sufficient to make us good enough to get into Heaven.
Hopefully, this answer will reach you before you do something drastic. If not, make sure to donate your cornea to someone else who needs it.
2007-06-06 10:40:58
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answered by Anonymous
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This point has been made very well.
If you believe you need to be righteous to enter into heaven then you should gouge out your eye if it causes you to sin since it is better to enter into heaven maimed than not at all.
If you believe in the Grace of God through Jesus Christ you need only repent and accept forgiveness.
Although, seeing as how you seem to enjoy taking things very literally I think you should just remove the offending member of your anatomy.
Let us figure out exactly which member of your anatomy that is, you lusted which is a thought process so you should remove the portion of your anatomy that does your thinking.
You need to cut off your anus.
2007-06-06 10:51:45
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answered by Anonymous
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if you understood the nature of sin and the real consequences that it has on eternity you would do just that if you were in pearl of your eternal soul.
in pre-hospital medicine we have this saying. life before limb. which means if I as a rescuer have to make a choice of making you a paraplegic or let you die ... I have to choose the first. the same is the belief in religion. if you must sever the offending part to make it to the kingdom the decision is already made...gouge away.
I believe the bible does say that lusting is equal to doing.... so guess what pal.... your just as guilty at seeing a chick and saying in your mind gee I would like to doggy style with her as actually doing it!
God wants hot or cold not luke warm....choose you this day whom ye shall serve.......as for me and my family, WE choose the lord!
2007-06-06 10:43:19
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answered by Firemedic 3
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you could um wedge two stakes into the ground place with the top planted into the ground and the arrow head upward your eye into the tips of it then pull your self back and tada! your sinful eyes are gone. For those that don't believe it's in the bible old testament or new look at the link I have posted below.
2007-06-06 10:55:40
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answered by felpa_de_osa 3
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Well, I guess I'd use some sort of implement, something gougey...it has to fit inside your eye hole...maybe a two-pronged kind of thing, two with one gouge, because I don't think you'll want to do the second one after the first.
2007-06-06 10:45:21
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answered by Anonymous
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Only if you are fairly stupid, don't talk to any real Christians, and haven't been paying attention the last few centuries.
Christians moved on from a literal view of their holy book, with only a few rare exceptions. Those things that haven't been disproved by science, they still believe in, of course.
You really need to get out more. I'm not even religious, and I know that much. Your question makes you appear foolish and ill-informed.
Islam hasn't. They still believe in the literal and presently applicable truth of every word of their holy text.
2007-06-06 10:37:31
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answered by mckenziecalhoun 7
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There are three ways to gouge out your eyes:
1. The fork
The easiest way, just pick it out like you would a dumpling out of soup.
2. The knife
The laziest, yet most painful way. Just insert knife into eye, rinse and repeat.
3. The spoon.
Just slide it out. Easy, right?
Its SYMBOLIC. It means refrain zealously from doing it again.
2007-06-06 10:37:09
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answer #9
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answered by CanadianFundamentalist 6
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Mr. Reg notes God created mankind to be saved . on the comparable time God created us as actual beings able to identifying whether we would stay in eternal blessing or no longer . The capture to this determination it incredibly is mentally obtrusive to p.c. blessing , is it incredibly is not so obtrusive to our soul it grates against our soul to stay precise and have faith precise . Doing the main appropriate element comprises loving our our neighbor as though that different individual have been our self . it incredibly is likewise referred to as staring on the regulation of Moses . interior the recent testomony era human beings have been enabled to computer screen God's maximum Holy regulation throughout the eyes of love enabled by utilising SPIRIT and the Holy Ghost and the Holy Spirit . even however human beings have been enabled; J'Hoshua (Jesus ) stated the guy who could be saved certainly might ought to bear to the tip ( bring about Greek potential end line in this use of the Greek ) That stated such dedicated then , no longer till now have God's maximum Holy regulation written of their hearts and attain to soul transformation . Such then continuously stay an entire life of rectification in different-mindedness . Paul says that no longer all will throw off the spacesuit "we will no longer all ' sleep ' yet we will all get replaced " .
2017-01-10 16:58:13
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answered by litzenberger 4
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