2007-06-06 10:17:14 · 25 answers · asked by I WALK FUNNY 4 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Aw!! Missed you, too, AEC :)
*Big, big hugs!!*
2007-06-06 10:30:58 · update #1
Hi, beano!
(((ramjet)))
2007-06-07 09:50:26 · update #2
Well, there are two scenarios:
1) God raptures away hypocritical, hateful religious people. This means all of the Churches will be empty and I would intend on moving into one.
2) God raptures away all of the religious people that are open-minded and intelligent. In this case, one can argue that the rapture probably occurred centuries ago. This means I don't need a plan.
Looks like win/win to me.
2007-06-07 12:22:38 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Well, if the rapture happens then I don't think we can really hide from it. This should be a life plan to life a good life. At the end is too late.
2007-06-06 10:21:39 · answer #2 · answered by Bruce N 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, we had expensive alarm system installed and a couple times a month I set it off and we all meet at our designated spot outside our home and then we say "oh, that's right, the rapture is just another in a long list of religious delusions" and then we go about our business as usual.
2007-06-06 10:21:54 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
This has got to be the funniest question I've seen so far! What kind of plan could you have for rapture?
2007-06-06 10:21:12 · answer #4 · answered by wish I were 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'm going to use a leash with a strip of aluminum down it so the rapture energy travels to my dog too.
2007-06-06 10:21:07 · answer #5 · answered by WWTSD? 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Sure: large peperoni pizza, beers, Diet Coke and a round table in the terrace.
That's my Saturday practice.
2007-06-06 11:23:51 · answer #6 · answered by Lost. at. Sea. 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If you are dumb enough to think the rapture is going to happen, and even dumber enough to have a plan, what in the WORLD makes you think that any plan you have would be effective?
God, christians are SO out of touch.
2007-06-06 10:21:29 · answer #7 · answered by Toodeemo 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
If Jesus comes back i am gone also. So why worry about a plan for here when you are not here. That would be like i plan on cooking supper at home when you know you are going on a vacation.
2007-06-06 10:20:11 · answer #8 · answered by humble servant 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Why would you need an emergency plan for the Rapture if your family is Christian? I don't get it.
2007-06-06 10:29:47 · answer #9 · answered by yarn whore 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes, we try to stay spiritually fit and healthy, plus read the Word and pray on a daily basis.
Rapture Ready!
2007-06-06 10:20:01 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋