things you wouldn't normally say as a rational adult such as-
'god controls the weather'
'the bible is accurate becasue it is'
'you can't see air, do you believe in that'
'disabled people were sent to test us' (sick)
'I have a relationship with god'
'god is all around'
'a banana proves creation'
'prayer works'
'I will go to a place called heaven'
'homosexuals are sinners'
Do you actually realise what you are saying and how utterly ridiculous it sounds? Do you tackle any other subjects with such madcap, strange answers?
2007-06-06 09:31:39 · 21 answers · asked by thethinker 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
"If you don't accept Jesus and admit you are a sinner"
There's another one!!
2007-06-06 09:39:28 · update #1
What a nonsensical question. Are you suffering from delusions? Except for #4 and #7, you are correct, and quite rational, you madcap you!
2007-06-06 09:46:53 · answer #1 · answered by beano™ 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Yes we do realize how ridiculous it sounds to you all who have not even made an effort to find out about these things. you would think that something as important as to wether or not there is a God and what he expects of us would deserve a serious inquiry. So then the other subject that i tackle with madcap strange answers is how can you make those statements when you have no experience but just a lot of ranting. Prayer does not work for you, it works for me. i have a relationship with God, that is what it's all about, you do not. I do not think that what you ask is ridiculous, why do you think that what I know to be true in my life is ridiculous ?
2007-06-06 16:44:47 · answer #2 · answered by frenchy 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
LOL I'm only delusional when I'm feverish haven't eaten anything.
FYI: I'd NEVER say that the disabled were here to "test" us. That IS rather sick. The weather is a result of mankind messing around with the environment and only a few people will go to heaven. The Bible's accurate because the prophecies within it are still coming true and is benefitical for all of us (2 Tim 3:16,17; James 1:13; Rev 7:1, 14:1,3)
2007-06-06 16:58:32 · answer #3 · answered by ♥☺ bratiskim∞! ☺♥ 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Ah, us R 2 stoopedd to no we sounds stooped....
us R daft as brikcs and we's got choped stake fer branes.
Let me tell you about Prayer my friend: It works. I'm living proof. I have friends who are living proof. I know a man who was TERMINAL with one of the most deadly forms of disease every experienced. His Doctors still can't explain it.
But, he P R A Y E D and was healed.
I've seen unexplainable intervention of events as a result of prayer.
I feel sorry for ya, that you don't have such a hope. You can have it, just by answering God's call, as he gives it - in da Bybel were ya kan get anssers to life's deepust kweschins.
2007-06-06 16:40:32 · answer #4 · answered by TEK 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Hello fellow sinner, did you know that God loves you? He loved you so much that He gave His son, Jesus to die on the cross so that we can all go to Heaven when we die. God controls the weather, as its a nice sunny day here. I have a great relationship w/God and He is all around us. Did you know that prayer does work? Try God, He won't let you down.
Oh silly me, that was non sensible to you. My bad. I'd rather be a fool for Christ then Hell bound like you are. If you don't accept Jesus and admit you are a sinner, you will someday see how right we Christians are. My advice is go find an Independent, Fundamental Baptist Church in your area where you can hear the word of God. I'll be praying for you.
2007-06-06 16:38:25 · answer #5 · answered by the pink baker 6 · 1⤊ 3⤋
Umm I don't know who has told you that disabled people were sent to test us- that is just the most ridiculous thing I have ever heard!
The reason bad things happen, to people and this world is because of sin, from the beginning- the fall of man-- sin entered the world and things changed...people and nature-- nature dies, so do we, we get sick in all areas- disasters happen.
It is all because of sin.
I sin, you sin- we all sin (Romans 3:23) I am not better than you by no means- I make many mistakes, but I know I am saved through Jesus Christ and it is the best thing that has ever happened to me, the most important thing I could ever do!
I know I am a sinner and need His forgiveness- and I know it is only through Him I can be saved. Without Jesus, I would be lost- the only GOOD in me is because of HIM! Not of myself, but of HIM alone!
2007-06-06 16:45:02 · answer #6 · answered by Mandolyn Monkey Munch 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Yeah, I probably do (tackle any other subjects with such madcap, strange answers). But if it's all relative, than so do you as far as I'm concerned : )
2007-06-06 16:35:30 · answer #7 · answered by zoeboxcat 4 · 1⤊ 3⤋
Unfortunately, they believe all the absurdities that they a brainwashed into by their church. It's a waste. These sheep are truly astounding to me.
Good question though.
2007-06-06 16:39:35 · answer #8 · answered by eckzl 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why is it that just because you don't believe in it means you have to ridicule it?
Maybe I should try this out..."There was nothing but empty blackness, and then *BOOM!*...there was the universe!"
Meh, it didn't feel that good. Go ahead, give me all the thumbs-down you want, I don't care!
2007-06-06 16:44:05 · answer #9 · answered by Adam C 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
No, they have no idea how crazy they sound. Ironically, if you took out the word "god" and replaced it with "invisible friend Ernie" and said the same things back to them, they'd tell you to get to a doctor.
2007-06-06 16:37:04 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋